I haven’t done one of these in a while…
Round 2 of this tournament did not go well for me. While it’s true that all 7 teams of my teams advanced to Round 3, this was only because my bottom two teams got bumped up due to extenuating circumstances. Furthermore, only 2 of my 7 teams made the playoffs. A poor showing overall, exacerbated by the fact that I didn’t get a pick in the initial draft because my best team, with the second best expected winning percentage in the entire round, went 8-18 in 1-run games. If they had just gone .500 in those games I would’ve had the #4 pick, but instead they ended up ranked an appropriately unlucky #13.
One contributing factor to my poor performance was the fact that the Round 2 draft happened over the holidays, and I had not completed my research before that time, and I received a high pick for the Cubs, which was the one franchise for which I’d done no research at all, which led to a wasted pick and my worst team. Determined not to let that happen again, I completed my research for this round a good month before this draft. Did it help, or did my poor performance in Round 2 doom me to perpetual failure for the rest of the tourney?
Pick #3, League 4 – 2016 Washington Nationals
My highest pick left me with an immediate conundrum: whether to take the best available team or try to choose a team that would face lesser competition. I didn’t see a clear #1 choice on either front in the entire Royals franchise history, so I decided on Expos/Nats. To me the 2016 Nats were the best available team, but I also considered the 1989 Expos, who would be guaranteed to avoid the late-teen Nationals juggernauts such as the class of the division, the already selected 2018. However, would the ’89 Expos be able to avoid the Pedro Martinez teams? Had I known the answer would be yes I would’ve taken them, but I instead chose what I considered a surer thing. I had the best two last-pace teams in Round 2, and they each would’ve advanced on their own merits, so I considered that a worst-case scenario and dove into what promised to be the division of death. Not exactly ideal for a #3 pick, but oh well. I also considered 2015 in the chance that they avoided the division of death (which they did), but I went with 2016 because, in case they both ended up in the same division, I liked 2016 a bit better.
I like this team more than the others surrounding it (except for 2018) because of the presence of Daniel Murphy, who was not on the ’15 Nats, and Lucas Giolito and Mark Melancon, who were not on any other Nats squads. Other than that it’s the same Harper/Turner/Rendon/Scherzer team as everyone else will have. A dogfight to be sure.
Pick #6, League 2 – 1989 Texas Rangers
Astros or Rangers? To me, any logical Astros pick was facing a similar division of death scenario as my 2016 Nationals, and I didn’t want two such teams as my first two picks. I thought the three best Rangers teams available were 2013, 1991, and 1989. Of those three, I considered 1989 to be most likely to avoid at least one among the already selected 1993 and 2012, which were clearly the two best Rangers squads. I was fortunate enough to avoid both.
What elevates this team to contender status? The one Rangers season of a man (along with some performance-enhancing substances) known to Ted Kennedy and his three-martini lunches as Sammy Sooser. I’m also a big fan of Buddy Bell and Mike Stanley although I probably shouldn’t be because they never do as well as I think they will. Like some other similar Rangers teams, the rotation is comprised of Kevin Brown and Nolan Ryan, which is solid. The only Achilles heel for this team is its bullpen. If this bullpen went to college it would graduate Magna Cum Lousy. Only the ’89 Russell has an ERC# under 2. Will that be enough? Hopefully, in the congenial confines of The Launching Pad, Messrs Sosa, Palmeiro and Juan-Gone will hit enough dingers to make it enough.
Pick #8, League 1 – 1986 New York “Stinky” Mets
Giddy with (probably) unwarranted delight at seemingly hopefully avoiding a brutal division with my previous pick, I approached this selection similarly. The only Angels team in their entire franchise history that interested me at all was 2012, and they were gone, so I was taking a Mets team. All I knew was that I wanted no part of opposing the Pedro Martinez ’06-’07-’08 Mets. I thought that, with those off the board, the best team available was the hated 1986. Looking at the other Mets squads available, I thought that there would be enough teams drafted in between to cushion me from Pedro (Martinez, if not Cerrano). And I was right (about Martinez, not Cerrano).
Why do I love the twisted WhatIf Sports version of this team that I so despise in real life? Much like with my Rangers team, because of the presence of one man who, ironically, is likely most famous for once having made a barehanded catch on the warning track down the leftfield line on the dead run: Kevin Mitchell. That dude has two seasons that ALWAYS RAKE for me. I mean, unless I did something stupid like try to use him in a league full of deadball pitchers, he has never let me down. Famous last words, I know, but with those two seasons on my team I like my chances, even if one of them will be starting at 3B (D/D-). Maybe I’ll employ an early hook for defensive replacements, utilizing the unlikeliest of substitutes: the rangeless wonder, Dave Magadan. Who knew he had a B+/B+ season? I myself did not.
Pick #12, League 3 – 2021 San Diego Padres
This is the only league in which I had only one team. Seven Brewers teams were off the board, including all of the good ones. Only four Padres teams had been chosen: the Maddux era 2007-2008, and 2022. There were good Padres teams still available, most notably 2021 and 2023. The latter has the superior offense (Soto), but the former has almost ridiculously good pitching, with Arrieta, Lamet, Darvish, Snell, and a really good bullpen. Against typecasting I chose 2021, giving me 1,466 innings of which the worst are 104 IP of 2024 Snell’s 2.00 ERC#. The only question is whether my offense will score enough to win me my share of games; a weighted average team OBP# of .378 is admittedly mediocre. I honestly don’t know the answer, but to me it was worth the gamble. I put this team in the geographically, albeit not temporally, appropriate Jack Murphy Stadium to try to bring everyone else’s offense down to my team’s relatively impotent level.
Pick #16, League #4 – 1991 Kansas City Royals
Remember when I said that I didn’t feel like the Royals had a clear #1 choice in their entire franchise history? Probably not. Why would you? It wasn’t really all that memorable. Regardless, while I felt that all their best seasons were equal, I also felt some were a little more equal than others. Had I been forced to pick a Royals team at #3 I would’ve taken 1990. Well lo and behold (as an aside: what the heck does “lo” mean? Other than in the context of lo mein, that is. Mmmmm…lo mein…) the 1990 Royals dropped all the way to pick #15. As in, one pick before mine. Typical.
With 1990 off the board I quickly opted for a similar team: 1991. “But barracuda3”, you say, “how can they be similar? 1990 has Willie Wilson, and 1991 doesn’t.” Presumptuous of me, I know. But, admit it, you thought it, especially because it’s true. However, the 1991 Royals have Kirk Gibson. I like Kirk Gibson, and not just because I attended Game 4 of the 1988 NLCS, when he hit a go-ahead home run in the top of the 12
th inning to give the Dodgers the lead over the stinky Mets in a game that would end with Orel Hershiser coming in with the bases loaded to get the last out after having pitched 7 innings THE DAY BEFORE. The 1991 Royals also have Mike Boddicker, who has always done well for me. And while I would’ve taken ’90 given the chance, Wilson has never done well for me. Although “not doing well” is relative, and the smooth stylings of Brian McRae will almost certainly be even worse. We shall see.
Pick #22, League 2 – 2018 Houston Astros
As in, the final Astros selection. You’d think I’d want to avoid the division containing the 2019 ‘stros, but I couldn’t find any other team that I thought wouldn’t be either the 3
rd or 4
th best team in its division. And while the 2017 and 2020 are both formidable, I feel like 2018 is essentially equivalent. At the very least, they are all so close that whoever finishes in second place is more likely to be determined by luck than it is by any inherent superiority of any of the other teams. So, given my overall poor luck in round 2, I hoped that fortunes will turn and threw my hat into this admittedly brutal ring and will let the chips fall where they may; wherever that ends up being I’m sure there will be some equally hackneyed idiom there to describe it.
Pick #24, League 1 – 1974 California Angels
Obviously the final Angels selection. It’s all about mitigating damage at this point. I don’t harbor any illusions that this team can compete for the division. I like their bullpen (Ken Sanders, Skip Lockwood) and I like Rudy May and I like the fact that I’ll be starting Mickey Rivers and his baton-twirling bat in CF. Mike “don’t call me Juan” Epstein will play 1B and DH, and of course there’s Frank Robinson and Nolan Ryan. I dunno. Maybe I get lucky.
Epilog
I’m not going to try to predict how any of these teams will do. All I’ll say is that I think I did about as well as I could have given the circumstances, which I think is more than I can say about last round. Thanks again to schwarze for running this. Good luck everyone.