EDUCATION · MAR 1, 2023 ·

Study Shows Declining Test Scores Due To Teachers Being Beaten Unconscious

U.S. — Public schools in the U.S. are continuing to decline as performance and test scores reach record lows. Many are blaming this phenomenon on a lack of teachers in the classrooms since most of them have been beaten unconscious by students.

"Yeah, I was gonna prep my class for their state test this week, but I got sucker-punched by one of my students who then proceeded to kick my head," said high-school teacher Fran Mardle. "Now I'm stuck in the ICU getting stitches. Oh well... what ya gonna do?"

Experts say teachers are increasingly in danger of being beaten to a pulp by young fatherless men raised in a nihilistic culture on fast food, video games, pornography, and violence, which they say can inhibit one's ability to teach a class full of kids. Current estimates claim 9 out of 10 teachers are unable to teach due to being in the hospital.

At publishing time, studies had shown a million more parents had elected to homeschool in the past week.

It all makes the recent re-election bid loss for Mayor of Chicago, by Lori Lightfoot, all the more confusing since she was known for her strong stance on law and order and as she put it "mor better skool edjukasion" for the children of Chicago.

FLATWOODS, KY — The Joneses, a local family of four that can no longer afford to buy groceries, is taking comfort in the inspiring knowledge that the Biden Administration is more diverse than any administration in history.

"Listen, Timmy, I know you're hungry but remember — the Transportation Secretary is gay! Isn't that great?" said Mark Jones to his son. "It sure makes you feel warm inside, doesn't it? Almost feels like a full belly!"

"Don't worry, we'll buy another bag of potatoes next week."

The family reported they have been struggling to pay the bills with rising gas and energy prices, skyrocketing food prices, and record inflation. To help them cope with their suffering, they take time each day to remind themselves that the Defense Secretary is black, the State Department Spokesperson is gay, and the Press Secretary is both black and gay. "Whenever we're tempted to feel sad, we should think about the diversity of the President's cabinet," said Nancy Jones to her daughter. "Nothing is more important than diversity! Yay!"

Sources in Washington say diversity is the number one concern of the average American, and that Biden plans to bring even more diversity to leadership. "We're not going to stop until literally every federal bureaucrat is a queer minority, folks," said Biden. "If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or a Fascist MAGA Republican then you ain't gay." he threatened.

At publishing time, the Joneses had been unable to buy a home due to skyrocketing interest rates, but they took comfort in knowing that the Treasury Secretary is a woman who has yet to change her/his/it's/them sex which shows just how diverse they really can be.

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"FLATWOODS, KY — The Joneses, a local family of four that can no longer afford to buy groceries, is taking comfort in the inspiring knowledge that the Biden Administration is more diverse than any administration in history.

"Listen, Timmy, I know you're hungry but remember — the Transportation Secretary is gay! Isn't that great?" said Mark Jones to his son. "It sure makes you feel warm inside, doesn't it? Almost feels like a full belly!"

"Don't worry, we'll buy another bag of potatoes next week."

The family reported they have been struggling to pay the bills with rising gas and energy prices, skyrocketing food prices, and record inflation. To help them cope with their suffering, they take time each day to remind themselves that the Defense Secretary is black, the State Department Spokesperson is gay, and the Press Secretary is both black and gay. "Whenever we're tempted to feel sad, we should think about the diversity of the President's cabinet," said Nancy Jones to her daughter. "Nothing is more important than diversity! Yay!"

Sources in Washington say diversity is the number one concern of the average American, and that Biden plans to bring even more diversity to leadership. "We're not going to stop until literally every federal bureaucrat is a queer minority, folks," said Biden. "If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or a Fascist MAGA Republican then you ain't gay." he threatened.

At publishing time, the Joneses had been unable to buy a home due to skyrocketing interest rates, but they took comfort in knowing that the Treasury Secretary is a woman who has yet to change her/his/it's/them sex which shows just how diverse they really can be."

Thx for that Doug..................Oh Wait. Like you said.................
Nevermind

Posted by laramiebob on 3/6/2023 8:24:00 AM (view original):
No disputes or arguing for days................... then all at once four posts by our resident Canuck poster.

EACH and EVERY one designed ONLY to provoke. And (as usual), proselytize on the internet!
Each POST designed ONLY to stir folks up, NOT interact in ANY positive or social manner!!

How much proof does Admin. need to decide to take action against posters who regularly violate posting regulations??

I don't mind the feller personally.................. BUT I don't want to have to IGNORE (scan by, etc) his continuous misinformation, and religiously based malicious commentary about the rest of us posters or the State of his world!!

IF HE can NOT resist from posting anti-American (or Pro Trump) comments and learn to interact in a positive manner with folks while debating................
then HE NEEDS REMOVED from the community!!

Or some of us will be looking at ways to cease our interactions with him..................LIKE ceasing visiting this website!!
I can't imagine that THAT is what Admin. would want!
But it is coming----without some changes!!!

And I post all this publicly NOT crying out in private to Admin. to ban him.
It is THEIR website. THEY have the right to decide who IS their customer.
It is THEIR CHOICE.

Just like Wylie's choice of belief, or mine! It is OUR choice. We should NOT be subject to continuous harassment by a poster because we don't share the same arcane and evil definition of Christianity. Why would some self proclaimed "Christian" continuously attack a Jewish believer as I believe Wylie to be?
And continuously proclaim other posters (even Posters who HAVE informed the offender of their OWN religious beliefs as Wylie has) to be hellbound!!

ENOUGH is ENOUGH!

It's far past time for admin. to take some serious action to make this offender comply!!

I spoke the TRUTH, and you HATE the truth; but LOVE the lies of the extreme left. You are in love with the perverts, and the crap they are pushing on our kids. So rag on me if you want. I don't care. Could be you are all 'bi' which means twisted

You hate on TRUMP HE is the only one in over 40 years who has even a clue as to what is really going on. I care less if my opinion is offensive to you, just as you do likewise at me.

YOU 4 or 5 guys think YOU should get to decide who stays and who goes? Who do you think you are?

You talk tolerance... Good,, I need a laugh

Play this, and just listen to the words, because they are dead bang on. If you aren't close minded, you will play the clip and LISTEN to the words. Try it. You need a new experience. I do NOT hate the US.. but I see what was once the greatest country on the planet being dismantled by a gang of greedy, lying, evil, power mad, perverted marxists, and unlike you; it disturbs me.

Posted by lostnfound74 on 3/18/2023 6:28:00 AM (view original):

Posted by laramiebob on 3/6/2023 8:24:00 AM (view original):
No disputes or arguing for days................... then all at once four posts by our resident Canuck poster.

EACH and EVERY one designed ONLY to provoke. And (as usual), proselytize on the internet!
Each POST designed ONLY to stir folks up, NOT interact in ANY positive or social manner!!

How much proof does Admin. need to decide to take action against posters who regularly violate posting regulations??

I don't mind the feller personally.................. BUT I don't want to have to IGNORE (scan by, etc) his continuous misinformation, and religiously based malicious commentary about the rest of us posters or the State of his world!!

IF HE can NOT resist from posting anti-American (or Pro Trump) comments and learn to interact in a positive manner with folks while debating................
then HE NEEDS REMOVED from the community!!

Or some of us will be looking at ways to cease our interactions with him..................LIKE ceasing visiting this website!!
I can't imagine that THAT is what Admin. would want!
But it is coming----without some changes!!!

And I post all this publicly NOT crying out in private to Admin. to ban him.
It is THEIR website. THEY have the right to decide who IS their customer.
It is THEIR CHOICE.

Just like Wylie's choice of belief, or mine! It is OUR choice. We should NOT be subject to continuous harassment by a poster because we don't share the same arcane and evil definition of Christianity. Why would some self proclaimed "Christian" continuously attack a Jewish believer as I believe Wylie to be?
And continuously proclaim other posters (even Posters who HAVE informed the offender of their OWN religious beliefs as Wylie has) to be hellbound!!

ENOUGH is ENOUGH!

It's far past time for admin. to take some serious action to make this offender comply!!

I spoke the TRUTH, and you HATE the truth; but LOVE the lies of the extreme left. You are in love with the perverts, and the crap they are pushing on our kids. So rag on me if you want. I don't care. Could be you are all 'bi' which means twisted

You hate on TRUMP HE is the only one in over 40 years who has even a clue as to what is really going on. I care less if my opinion is offensive to you, just as you do likewise at me.

YOU 4 or 5 guys think YOU should get to decide who stays and who goes? Who do you think you are?

You talk tolerance... Good,, I need a laugh

Play this, and just listen to the words, because they are dead bang on. If you aren't close minded, you will play the clip and LISTEN to the words. Try it. You need a new experience. I do NOT hate the US.. but I see what was once the greatest country on the planet being dismantled by a gang of greedy, lying, evil, power mad, perverted marxists, and unlike you; it disturbs me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qDE2MJEmSs

Just play it

Posted by wylie715 on 3/18/2023 7:11:00 PM (view original):

Posted by lostnfound74 on 3/18/2023 6:28:00 AM (view original):

Posted by laramiebob on 3/6/2023 8:24:00 AM (view original):
No disputes or arguing for days................... then all at once four posts by our resident Canuck poster.

EACH and EVERY one designed ONLY to provoke. And (as usual), proselytize on the internet!
Each POST designed ONLY to stir folks up, NOT interact in ANY positive or social manner!!

How much proof does Admin. need to decide to take action against posters who regularly violate posting regulations??

I don't mind the feller personally.................. BUT I don't want to have to IGNORE (scan by, etc) his continuous misinformation, and religiously based malicious commentary about the rest of us posters or the State of his world!!

IF HE can NOT resist from posting anti-American (or Pro Trump) comments and learn to interact in a positive manner with folks while debating................
then HE NEEDS REMOVED from the community!!

Or some of us will be looking at ways to cease our interactions with him..................LIKE ceasing visiting this website!!
I can't imagine that THAT is what Admin. would want!
But it is coming----without some changes!!!

And I post all this publicly NOT crying out in private to Admin. to ban him.
It is THEIR website. THEY have the right to decide who IS their customer.
It is THEIR CHOICE.

Just like Wylie's choice of belief, or mine! It is OUR choice. We should NOT be subject to continuous harassment by a poster because we don't share the same arcane and evil definition of Christianity. Why would some self proclaimed "Christian" continuously attack a Jewish believer as I believe Wylie to be?
And continuously proclaim other posters (even Posters who HAVE informed the offender of their OWN religious beliefs as Wylie has) to be hellbound!!

ENOUGH is ENOUGH!

It's far past time for admin. to take some serious action to make this offender comply!!

I spoke the TRUTH, and you HATE the truth; but LOVE the lies of the extreme left. You are in love with the perverts, and the crap they are pushing on our kids. So rag on me if you want. I don't care. Could be you are all 'bi' which means twisted

You hate on TRUMP HE is the only one in over 40 years who has even a clue as to what is really going on. I care less if my opinion is offensive to you, just as you do likewise at me.

YOU 4 or 5 guys think YOU should get to decide who stays and who goes? Who do you think you are?

You talk tolerance... Good,, I need a laugh

Play this, and just listen to the words, because they are dead bang on. If you aren't close minded, you will play the clip and LISTEN to the words. Try it. You need a new experience. I do NOT hate the US.. but I see what was once the greatest country on the planet being dismantled by a gang of greedy, lying, evil, power mad, perverted marxists, and unlike you; it disturbs me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qDE2MJEmSs

Just play it

Once again, just because you (or I) believe something, that does not make it the truth. Just because you (or I) don't believe something that does not make it a lie. I know it is a waste of time for me to tell you this, since apparently nothing can get into that closed mind you have if you don't agree with it. I have yet to see you post any actual evidence (that means facts) for any of your stated beliefs. They could be true, but they could just as easily (if not easier) be lies. Too bad you are so closed minded, you can't see this.

At least you admitted it is only your opinion of Trump, although anyone who disagrees with you is wrong, twisted or perverted.
You come across as one of the least tolerant people I have ever conversed with (if you can call this conversing).

P.S, there is no way I am taking anything Trump, a proven liar, says as a fact.

Posted by DougOut on 3/18/2023 9:12:00 AM (view original):

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