Doesn't matter how absurd you or I or anyone else thinks it is.
Point is, the government has no business regulating marriage at all.
I find it interesting that the ones most loudly railing against SSM are typically Christians who cite it as an abomination.
These folks will turn homosexuals away from their churches, and point to those very few verses as justification.
Meanwhile their church is filled with divorced adulterers, yet the admonition against divorce is so much more prevalent in the Bible.
Strange, no?