CHUD
1) A unattractive person whose defining characteristic of their personality is their egotism. Most often used to describe typically one-dimensional preps, chauches, or the like. A particularly mean insult; it should not be taken nor thrown around lightly.
2) A defecation of at least medium width and length with a meaty appearance; very firm, with little flexibility ; AKA: an "*** stretcher"
3) Anyone who has no good qualities at all: ********, morons, idiots, jerks, preppy pieces-of-****, meatheads.
4) C.H.U.D. is a Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller
Defined in the 1984 movie of the of the same name