Posted by The Taint on 4/25/2018 1:51:00 PM (view original):
wow, all that empty land voted for Trump!
Empty landers have feelings too!
True story: When I was a student in Montreal I used to take a train back to Toronto for long weekends. There were two trains -- an express, and one that made a ton of stops along the way. The difference in time was a couple of hours, and usually I remembered to ask for an express ticket. This one time I forgot, and as I was waiting in line to board the train I noticed the schedule posted. I groaned, and blurted out, "Ah damn, every vegetable stand from here to Toronto."
A woman standing in front of me immediately turned around and snapped at me, "I suppose you consider Smith Falls a vegetable stand?"