Posted by tangplay on 10/15/2017 9:09:00 PM (view original):
Doug, I have you blocked.
PLEASE HOLD.
THIS IS A RECORDING BUT PROBABLY WON'T BE MONITORED FOR QUALITY CONTROL.
THE NEXT AVAILABLE HUMAN BEING WAS REJECTED BY YOU A LONG TIME AGO.
IN FACT, YOU'RE SO LATE AND SO FAR BEHIND IN YOUR FEEBLE ATTEMPT TO INFORM YOUR LIBERAL FRIENDS, WHO ALSO HAVE ME BLOCKED, THAT YOU HAVE ME BLOCKED, YOU NOW ARE AUTOMATICALLY THRUST INTO THE EPIC FAIL REALM WITH YOUR....OH WAIT!!!.....NEVERMIND.....YOU DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS.
PRESS 1 TO LISTEN TO MUSIC WHILE YOU WAIT
PRESS 2 REPEATEDLY FOR NO APPARENT REASON
PRESS 3 TO GET FREE STUFF OTHER PEOPLE OWE YOU
PRESS 4 TO SKIP THE NEXT THREE OPTIONS
PRESS 5 TO GO BACK TO OPTION 4
PRESS 6 TO MAKE SURE IT WORKS
PRESS 7 IF YOU FEEL LUCKY
PRESS 8 IF YOU CAN NO LONGER WAIT
PRESS 9 TO GET BACK IN LINE
OR HOLD ON FOR THE NEXT AVAILABLE OPERATOR