Who doesn't love a "Big Kahuna-style" team? For the greenhorns out there, that's an all-hit, no-pitch lineup usually housed in Coors or another hitting park.
There's a classic of the genre playing right now in my 1939 progressive: $62M spent on bats, $20M on arms, home park Wrigley. Through 100 games, the team's first in runs (813) and last in runs allowed (796). That's about 8 runs scored and 8 allowed every game.
Right now, this team is one game out of a playoff spot. Only two teams in this 12-team league make the playoffs, meaning they're only one game out of a World Series appearance.