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10/5/2015 6:28 PM
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Please let me go!
  
10/5/2015 6:59 PM
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  RUN AWAY!!!  ***** IS GONNA KILL ME!
10/5/2015 7:01 PM
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  YES BOSS!  I do what you say.  I lied about Paula Jones for you.  I lied about Monica for you.  Please don't hurt me.  I will take your cat and you never have to give me a dime or ever call me or nuthin'. 
10/5/2015 7:44 PM
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  Thank you for saving me Betty.
10/5/2015 8:37 PM
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  Now…..HIT THE GAS AND GET US THE HELL OUT OF HERE!
10/5/2015 8:39 PM
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  You can read all about SOCKS the cat and how Hillary dumped him, as she left the White House, anywhere on the internet. Just google it.
10/5/2015 8:43 PM
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  Did I tell you what a great audience you are?  Well…YOU ARE and I just did.  
 
  Here's an interesting little tidbit we picked up today.  We're going to call this segment BEFORE and AFTER.  Here's Super Host Regis Philbin to explain.
10/6/2015 8:40 PM
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So what are we doing with these cats?
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  Nevermind.
10/6/2015 8:47 PM
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  I love you people.  Let's play a little before and after.
10/6/2015 8:50 PM
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  Sometimes I can't remember what I did five minutes ago.  What were you doing on this day last year?  Unless it was your birthday or something important, you probably don't remember. 
 
  Well…we have people with computers and memory banks... and where they looked like nuts a few years ago, they look genius now. 
 
 
10/6/2015 8:59 PM
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  So let's bring in our first Before and After guest.  
  Who is it?  Who can it be?  
 
  I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!  RUSH LIMBAUGH!   IT'S RUSH LIMBAUGH ladies and gentlemen.  Rush Limbaugh!  Can you believe it?  I'm speechless!  
 
  We'll be right back after this commercial break with the great Rush Limbaugh and our first before and after.
10/6/2015 9:14 PM
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  NEW! FROM CRAP-CO! THE HILLARY CLINTON HALLOWEEN MASK!    Frighten the neighbors and constituents from every party with this realistic and scary Hillary Clinton mask.  You'll be amazed as you go door to door.  Watch the candy and donations pour in!  Works like magic.  You'll be counting your candy AND money this year!
   Don't feel like being Hillary this year?  No problem.  Just put on a pointy black hat and go as a witch.  And it's only $1.  Plus shipping and handling.  And for the boys…don't forget to check out our Scary Kerry mask.  Go as John Kerry or Lurch.   Or a horse.   
  CRAP-CO!  You know it's crap if it says CRAP-CO!
10/7/2015 4:11 PM
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  WOW!  CRAP-CO.  One of our sponsors.  Can you believe they gave me all of this money?  Anyway………
  Here's RUSH LIMBAUGH on our first BEFORE AND AFTER with his before and after.  Hello Rush!  You're looking great!  
10/7/2015 4:23 PM (edited)
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