The 2011 Peak of Hotness Draft Topic

Since very few of the SI swimsuit models are busty enough for my tastes, I'll select one of the more "endowed" of the women - and knock out my "SI Swimsuit Model" and "black woman" requirement at the same time.  Gentleman, with my Third Round pick, my selection is:


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4/13/2011 2:37 AM (edited)
Well ALRIGHT!  Second day in a row, time to bring the MORNING WOOD!

Let's review Team damag:
Leading off, the long Russian legs of Sharapova...
In behind, the maximum Latina booty of Sanchez...

Now I know what you're saying, Damn damag, WHERE DA TITTIES AT?  damag must not be a ***** man...

Now I would have fixed that NICELY in Round 2 had not ghengis scooped those Scarlett titties up but NEVER YOU MIND.  Now I get to pull out my third rounder, my Television Chick pick...

Batting third, the Designated Titter:

From the show "J.A.G.", the bilateral obstructions, mammary protuberances, and chesticular weaponry of Catherine Bell.













4/13/2011 7:02 AM
**** all three of you.
4/13/2011 8:27 AM
homrbush is on the clock until noon.
4/13/2011 11:18 AM
Batting third, the Designated Titter:

From the show "J.A.G.", the bilateral obstructions, mammary protuberances, and chesticular weaponry of Catherine Bell.

You use your mouth prettier than a $20 whore.
4/13/2011 11:25 AM
I told ya, I'm not a Pit regular.  Just tryin' to live down to the lofty fuckin' standards.

4/13/2011 11:30 AM
yer doin' a helluva job.
4/13/2011 1:02 PM
Jim, I believe homr's time has expired, which means you're up.
4/13/2011 1:11 PM
Thanks, tdk.

My choice is Raquel Jo Tejada, better known as RAQUEL WELCH for my Hispanic category.










4/13/2011 10:39 PM (edited)
SI models seem to be going early (justifiably so), and I'm quite distraught at missing out on my 6th grade love (Kathy Ireland), so I'll have to go with my 7th grade crush: Elle MacPherson.









And since I had to make you guys wait, some bonus screen shots from the greatest ****** film ever: Sirens.






4/14/2011 4:52 AM (edited)
sitemails taken care of, homer.

tdk is on the clock until 5:20pm
4/13/2011 1:30 PM
For my 3rd Rounder, I'll go pack to my selections from the other draft and select Kelly Brook (POH 90s)



4/13/2011 1:30 PM
smithyyy is on the clock until 5:30.
4/13/2011 1:32 PM
Random generator tells me to choose category 2(Barely Legal)
I choose Taylor Swift




4/13/2011 6:41 PM (edited)
Damn your random generator, smithyyy!!! I was going to take her as a musician.

Let's stay in Barely Legal:



Hayden Panettiere





4/13/2011 7:18 PM
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