Shtickless - Unless Being Dead Is A Shtick Topic

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8/14/2010 9:13 AM
Posted by dmurphy104 on 8/13/2010 2:57:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 8/13/2010 2:52:00 PM (view original):
Posted by cbriese on 8/13/2010 2:36:00 PM (view original):
My vacation/work from home day has so far been more of a work from home day.
We had network issues so I decided to work from home as well.  Outside of having conference calls on in the background, I have done very little.

'bout to head out the door to **** a grad student.
"'bout to head out the door to **** a grad student."

Im pretty sure that 99.999% of the time that any similar phrase has been typed on the internets, it is false. That percentage should be higher when applied just to fake sports websites.
Well, in all honesty, I bone this particular chick pretty regularly.
8/14/2010 9:55 AM
Posted by rlahann on 8/13/2010 3:01:00 PM (view original):
Posted by cbriese on 8/13/2010 2:57:00 PM (view original):
Doesn't sound like robusk is grieving the demise of his marriage anymore.
Yeah, long gone are the days of:  "I'm not just losing my wife...







I'm also losing my best friend."
I hope I never said that.
8/14/2010 9:55 AM
Posted by larry_jew on 8/13/2010 3:11:00 PM (view original):
Posted by robusk on 8/13/2010 2:52:00 PM (view original):
Posted by cbriese on 8/13/2010 2:36:00 PM (view original):
My vacation/work from home day has so far been more of a work from home day.
We had network issues so I decided to work from home as well.  Outside of having conference calls on in the background, I have done very little.

'bout to head out the door to **** a grad student.
**** an undergrad you pompous *****.
I usually target that group...  however, the bars they hang out here (South U...  you know the ones) are pretty horrible.
8/14/2010 9:56 AM
Posted by tylermathias on 8/13/2010 3:51:00 PM (view original):
I've heard a rumor that gays are starting gay-only football leagues and calling it Fancy Football.  Breum?  Confirm?  Deny?
Rly?
8/14/2010 9:57 AM
Posted by tylermathias on 8/14/2010 12:38:00 AM (view original):
I think the running game is slightly more realistic.

In other news, getting lit and explaining to my wife how everything she thinks/believes is flawed is not the ideal strategy.
Women never want to hear the truth.
8/14/2010 9:58 AM
Posted by larry_jew on 8/13/2010 10:16:00 PM (view original):

I heard the commentary got even worse, which doesn't seem possible.

Isn't it Gus Johnson?  That can't suck.
8/14/2010 9:58 AM
Some *** in Ruth is trying to back out of a trade with me by asking the league to veto. He says he had a headache and meant to offer for the other of two pitchers we had been discussing.
8/14/2010 10:28 AM
Pathetic.
8/14/2010 11:49 AM
That crap would be hammered in most leagues.
8/14/2010 11:49 AM
And you know it wouldn't be vetoed in Shtickless.
8/14/2010 11:50 AM
Posted by robusk on 8/14/2010 9:57:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 8/13/2010 3:51:00 PM (view original):
I've heard a rumor that gays are starting gay-only football leagues and calling it Fancy Football.  Breum?  Confirm?  Deny?
Rly?
Nevermonkeyed.
8/14/2010 12:27 PM
Posted by antonsirius on 8/14/2010 9:58:00 AM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 8/14/2010 12:38:00 AM (view original):
I think the running game is slightly more realistic.

In other news, getting lit and explaining to my wife how everything she thinks/believes is flawed is not the ideal strategy.
Women never want to hear the truth.
Got laid anyway.  Score.
8/14/2010 12:27 PM
So... how many more scoreless innings does the offense have to put up while Hamels is pitching before his head actually explodes?
8/14/2010 12:30 PM
Posted by r0b0t on 8/14/2010 10:28:00 AM (view original):
Some *** in Ruth is trying to back out of a trade with me by asking the league to veto. He says he had a headache and meant to offer for the other of two pitchers we had been discussing.
Mike Rizzo has a team in Ruth? Cool.
8/14/2010 12:31 PM
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