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Get this **** off me.
9/2/2019 12:07 PM
DougOut
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Pull it off NOW! The cat attacks are coming. I'm not gonna be the first to leave with a black eye.
9/2/2019 12:09 PM
DougOut
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I told him. I said "Bill...get a dog. You got enough *****. He could be your Buddy."
9/2/2019 12:19 PM
DougOut
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Let's get rid of the cat.
9/2/2019 12:23 PM
DougOut
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I don't want to be here.
9/2/2019 12:24 PM
DougOut
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We'll make Betty take Socks.
9/2/2019 12:25 PM
DougOut
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If you get rid of Betty...won't you lose your server?
9/2/2019 12:26 PM
DougOut
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I'll put another one in the bathroom.
9/2/2019 12:28 PM
DougOut
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Good idea.
9/2/2019 12:29 PM
DougOut
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And we can put another 50 BILLION into stopping these CAT ATTACKS!
9/2/2019 12:37 PM
DougOut
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You can't just throw money at the Cat Attack problem. You need real solutions.

I have been making legislation since a couple of years after you were born.

Being from Delaware should tell you I know something. I can fix Cat Attacks.

I've never been attacked by one because my current wife has a shotgun.
9/2/2019 12:43 PM
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9/2/2019 12:48 PM
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DIE CHRISTIANS!
9/2/2019 12:50 PM
DougOut
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It was a blur. It happened so fast. Cats forced me to retire. It wasn't real people. It was cats.
9/2/2019 12:54 PM
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9/2/2019 12:58 PM
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