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beloud
Draft picks: Kevin Garnett, Charles Barkley, Daniel Gafford, Scottie Pippen, Jonathon Isaac, Trayce Jackson-Davis, Gary Payton II
Offense: Somebody once said that Bob Gibson was the luckiest pitcher in baseball because every time he pitched the other team didn't score any runs. I'm going to say that beloud is pretty lucky too, because his offense always seems to score more points than the other team's offense. Barkley is a points machine. Sometimes you look at his teams and maybe you're not that impressed, but he always seems to have these guys like Trayce Jackson-Davis (70.2 eFG%), Daniel Gafford (72.5 eFG%), Gary Payton II (67.9 eFG%), and Mitchell Robinson (69.4 eFG%) who really boost the team shooting percentage. I think his offense will be okay.
Defense: He usually doesn't have many, if any, weak defenders, but if he has one you can be sure they will be right next to another guy who can help them out a bit. See Charles Barkley over there practicing one handed dunks with a donut in his other hand? That guy next to him is Kevin Garnett. I think his defense will be okay.
Rebounding: Don't ask me how he does it, but yeah, I think his rebounding will be okay.
Batman: Charles Barkley
Robin: I do realize that Scottie Pippen is on this team, but I'm going with Kevin Garnett.
Alfred: Scottie Pippen. Please don't tell him.
What I like: A long time ago I looked at some beloud teams and wasn't that impressed. Those teams won. I learned a while back to never underestimate a beloud team. This team will win a lot of games.
What I don't like: Losing to beloud in the playoffs.
Bonus riftonapple: 17) beloud--- can I just say that b4 almost every season when I look at your team I am like, "oh these guys aren't all that, he's not going to do all that great." And then every season you kick a$$. I don't get it. This is the master of the $52 right here. He's won 3 of the last 7. Again, I am just being honest, when I look at your team I am not impressed. But then I look at your totals and percentages and I just shake my head. Haven't you won this with Fat Lever as your PG b4? Anyways, I bet you liked Gobert falling in your lap? That was a no brainer. But then, I hate Paul George especially where you took him. I think you picked Oscar way too early. Grant was a fantastic pick. Clarke is fine but just a partial player. Gafford is a good backup. I really dislike your Dej Murray pick. This team should not sniff the playoffs but I promise you it will be in contention for the Finals. It blows my mind. You have the uncanny ability of team building and getting all your #'s where you need them to be. Are you one of those that isn't really that into sports and are just a statistical genius? Just curious. You are one, if not the only owners to build a team with over a 2 to 1 Assists to TO ratio and yet every single one of your stat lines is solid. Your bench is great. I don't know what to say. I don't love your team but it will be in the Final 4.
Bonus Midge: That was Rifton's eval of beloud's team from a few seasons ago. beloud went on to win the league.
Chewy score: 100
8/14/2024 8:14 PM (edited)