No offense to anyone else who drafts Cyrus, but I don't find her the least bit attractive. This is a Peak Of Hotness Draft, and I don't see her even getting through qualifying.

And in case you think I'm just being an old fart, I already thought of two sweeties I wanted to draft but turns out they ain't yet legal, dammit.

Peak of Hotness 90's: Catherine Zeta-Jones

When I think of the 60s, I think of Rock 'n Roll.  And one thing I love about the History Of Rock is the legends.

Now I had three chicks in mind for this spot, but for historical impact and beauty, I think this is the most significant woman in the History Of Rock who never played a single note of music.

In the Golden Age of Rock 'n Roll, the late Sixties, the guitarist for the greatest band in the world married a model, and it was for her that he wrote one of the greatest love songs ever, "Something."

He became best friends with one of the best lead guitarists in the world, and they wrote amazing music together, including "While My Guitar Gently Weeps."

The best friend - a man of legendary addictions and compulsions - fell in love with the wife, and it was for her that he wrote "Layla", probably the most scorching "love in vain" rock song of all time.

Years later, after the marriage dissolved, the writer of "Layla" indeed married this woman, and it was for her that he wrote "Wonderful Tonight."

This is what all the fuss was about - my 60s Chick, Patti Boyd.

I will take tennis player Ashley Harkleroad as my athlete...

I love that she's got a Christian tattoo right above her vidge.

juice on the clock until 6:26pm then muddy  with two picks.

For my Eighth Round selection, I'm going to fill the No. 8 Category - Any chick who achieved celebrity status or peak of hotness in the 1990s.

In keeping with the requirements of my previous selections, my women have to have meat on their bones.  Forget whether or not they're irritating when they speak, the idea here is to keep something in their mouth so they CAN'T speak.  Anyway, I digress.


ANNA NICOLE SMITH

Round 8...Lisa Guererro....Hispanic










Round 9...Lydia Cornell...TV Actress

For my Ninth Round Selection, I'm going to select from the "Singers (rock, country, rap, soul, etc. - must be a real singer, not an actress/celebrity who decided to make a record) Category.

My selection would almost seem an obvious choice for me, based on past picks - I just want to reiterate that this is the "Peak of Hotness" Draft and I really like the 70's and 80's version of this pick - the 90's-up-to-today version, with the horse face and hideous plastic surgury results really sucks.  Anyway, here she is:


DOLLY PARTON

This draft is great (my troubles with it aside).

The categories provide such diversity.  So far, everyone's a winner.

POH 2000s, Stacy Kiebler...

Stick tap to genghis for the assist on this one...

Born August 15, 1990 and thus Barely Legal, the newest addition to my Spank Bank, actress Miss Jennifer Lawrence.

Nice pick, damag.


homrbush is on the clock until noon.  I have mine queued up to go so be ready tdk .

Skip me. Kids are off of school for Easter Monday. I'll have to wait until later after they go to bed.