Pulp Dogs
kammeyer
Draft picks: Moses Malone, Ben Wallace, Elton Brand, Gerald Wallace, Chauncy Billups, Kyle Lowry, Mike Conley
Offense: Your best shooter is Kyle Lowry? That doesn't seem right. Elton Brand does a lot of things well, but the more good three point shooters we add to the talent pool, the less Elton Brand seems to matter. Moses Malone should have plenty of opportunities to grab offensive rebounds. Chauncey Billups is a guy you draft because he passes well, plays good defense, and makes a lot of three point shots. Unfortunately, he also misses a lot of two point shots and doesn't help on the boards. Is it possible to play three point guards at the same time?
Defense: Ben Wallace! With Wallace, Malone and Brand, that's a good start. It looks like you're rotating three point guards in the backcourt and two of them don't play defense. If opposing teams have two good shooting guards Ben Wallace will be catching the ball after it goes through the net.
Rebounding: Just like the defense, all the rebounding is in the front court and the guards are just standing there saying pass it to me. The rebounding would be a lot better if Wallace and Malone could both play 48 minutes per game.
Batman: Moses Malone
Robin: Elton Brand
Alfred: Ben Wallace
What I like: Ben Wallace's defense and rebounding. The offensive rebounding of Moses Malone. I talked to Moses Malone once. He probably doesn't tell people about it as much as I do.
What I don't like: I kind of like the way you grabbed both Lowry and Conley together in the sixth round, but there was one little problem. You already had Chauncey Billups. So is Billups your shooting guard now? Are you aware that he makes 40.7% of his two point shots?
Total honesty department: I just noticed that Gerald Wallace is on your team. Now I feel much better about your team. A 100 D guy who can play both SG and SF, with great rebounding when he is at SG. G. Wallace, Billups, B. Wallace, M. Malone and Brand is a pretty darned good starting lineup. Lots of D, lots of boards, this team could be interesting.
Chewy score: 2, guys named Wallace.