I can only assume that every conservative who lives in or owns property in the state of Florida will not want one penny of federal money in the wake of hurricane Ian. Surely they will pay out of their own pockets for the cost of rebuilding their state. No FEMA aid, no bailouts of the insurance companies that won't be able to pay all the claims, no federal dollars to rebuild roads, bridges, ports, waterways. I'm sure the state can cover all of that through private spending, private donations from local residents, and their state income tax, right? Oh wait, Florida has no state income tax...
Maybe they can hire immigrant laborers to help with the rebuilding. Oh wait, Florida hates immigrants...
And so it goes. Conservatives hate socialism of course. Until they need it.