Posted by savoybg on 4/16/2025 3:12:00 AM (view original):
Here are the Brucie Rankings of the Most Valuable Players at each position.
POINT GUARD
1. Chris Paul - 180.58
2. Oscar - 174.35
3. Stockton - 173.19
4. West - 155.35
5. Magic - 151.85
6. Curry - 135.38
7. Payton - 131.13
8. Nash - 123.61
9. Frazier - 122.86
10. Billups - 121.40
11. Kidd - 119.68
12. Westbrook - 115.21
13. Lillard - 114.12
14. Terry Porter - 107.15
15. Lowry - 103.17
16. Parker - 103.05
17. Kevin Johnson - 103.02
18. Cheeks - 99.50
19. Mike Conley - 96.25
20. Andre Miller - 96.03
21. Lenny Wilkins - 92.77
22. Kyrie Irving - 92.60
23. Cassell - 91.57
24. Cousy - 91.00
25. Tim Hardaway - 90.64
26. Isiah - 89.50
27. Archibald - 89.36
28. Jimmy Jones - 88.51
29. Deron Williams - 87.77
30. Mark Jackson - 87.68
31. Strickland - 87.59
32. Calvin Murphy - 87.51
33. Derek Harper - 85.75
34. Mark Price - 83.86
35. Gus Williams - 82.99
36. Marbury - 82.04
37. Dennis Johnson - 80.81
38. Blaylock - 80.40
39. Penny Hardaway - 78.71
40. Baron Davis - 77.26
41. Luka Doncic - 76.61
42. Mike Bibby - 75.92
43. Doc Rivers - 75.47
44. Archie Clark - 75.53
45. Louis Dampier - 75.01
SHOOTING GUARD
1. Jordan - 203.96
3. Harden - 155.77
3. Kobe - 155.62
4. Miller - 148.40
5. Drexler - 129.80
6. Ray Allen - 126.57
7. Wade - 124.88
8. Gervin - 116.15
9. Vince Carter - 115.65
10. McGrady - 109.74
11. Ginobli - 107.63
12. Hornacek - 106.01
13. Iverson - 104.93
14. Moncrief - 99.26
15. Eddie Jones - 97.99
16. Greer - 97.73
17. Sam Jones - 97.00
18. Jason Terry - 96.32
19. Hersey Hawkins - 93.90
20. DeRozan - 93.49
21. Bill Sharman - 90.30
22. Steve Smith - 89.42
23. Lou Hudson - 88.36
24. Dumars - 86.34
25..Walter Davis - 85.88
26. Earl Monroe - 83.28
27. Goodrich - 82.29
28. Mitch Richmond - 81.20
29. Dick Van Arsdale - 80.01
30. Dan Majerle - 79.96
31. Brent Barry - 79.91
32. Paul Westphal - 79.62
33. Joe Johnson - 79.48
34. Blackman - 79.17
35. Ricky Pierce - 78.10
36. Byron Scott - 76.93
37. Richie Guerin - 75.00
SMALL FORWARD
1. LeBron - 220.29
2. Durant - 161.57
3. Dr. J - 160.96
4. Bird - 145.23
5. Paul Pierce - 132.35
6. Dantley - 129.74
7. Rick Barry - 122.25
8. Pippen - 121.34
9. Havlicek - 121.02
10. Marion - 120.46
11. Arizin - 117.78
12. Jimmy Butler - 116.00
13. Dominique- 115.55
14. Chet Walker - 113.76
15. Baylor - 111.36
16. Kawhi Leonard - 109.73
17. Schrempf - 104.02
18. Carmelo - 102.99
19. English - 101.81
20. Grant Hill - 97.47
21. Cliff Hagan - 96.46
22. Marques Johnson - 94.44
23. Mullin - 94.13
24. Iguodala - 91.63
25. Glen Rice - 91.11
26. Rashard Lewis - 90.90
27. Worthy - 90.68
28. Paul George - 90.09
29. Stojakovic - 89.57
30. Billy Cunningham - 88.98
31. Connie Hawkins - 88.46
32. Bob Dandridge - 87.02
33. Cornbread Maxwell - 86.60
34. Vandeweghe - 86.10
35. Richard Jefferson - 84.87
36. Dale Ellis - 84.20
37. Michael Finley - 82.21
38. Twyman - 81.11
39. Bernard King - 80.13
40. Don Nelson - 80.03
41. Kirilenko - 79.25
42. Yardley - 79.07
43. Luol Deng - 78.47
44. Wilkes - 78.22
45. Mark Aguirre - 77.90
46. Battier - 77.54
47. John Drew - 76.11
48. Jerome Kersey - 75.14
POWER FORWARD
1. Mailman - 193.64
2. Nowitzki - 180.29
3. Garnett - 168.03
4. Barkley - 163.89
5. Schayes - 139.84
6. Pettit - 138.52
7. Pau Gasol - 131.69
8. McHale - 115.23
9. Hayes - 114.96
10. Greek Freak - 114.40
11. Bailey Howell - 113.24
12. Aldridge - 111.63
13. Nance - 109.67
14. Horace Grant - 109.33
15. Brand - 107.42
16. Buck Williams - 105.30
17. Stoudemire - 103.71
18. Jerry Lucas - 101.26
19. Rasheed Wallace - 99.37
20. Thorpe - 98.90
21. Shawn Kemp - 98.36
22. Kevin Love - 97.13
23. Bobby Jones - 94.45
24. Blake Griffin - 94.29
25. Cummings - 93.38
26. AC Green - 93.38
27. Webber - 92.52
28. Anthony Mason - 92.40
29. Mikkelsen - 92.23
30. Rodman - 89.97
31. Millsap - 89.92
32. Jamison - 88.68
33. David West - 87.76
34. PJ Brown - 87.12
35. Carlos Boozer - 86.85
36. George McGinnis - 86.63
37. Cliff Robinson - 86.02
38. Spencer Haywood - 85.28
39. Oakley - 85.14
40. Harry Gallatin - 85.08
41. Zach Randolph - 84.62
42. Odom - 84.29
43. Paul Silas - 83.07
44. Dale Davis - 82.58
45. Rudy T - 80.23
46. David Lee - 80.18
47. Kevin Willis - 79.40
48. Tom Chambers - 79.29
49. Larry Johnson - 77.73
50. Shareef Abdur-Rahim - 77.30
51. Happy Hairston - 76.96
52. Hot Rod Williams - 75.40
53. Maurice Lucas - 75.00
CENTER
1. Kareem - 228.52
2. Wilt - 222.13
3. Duncan - 177.17
4. Admiral - 170.16
5. Shaq - 167.89
6. Gilmore - 164.84
7. Moses - 157.55
8. Russell - 152.61
9. Olajuwon - 150.08
10. Issel - 138.40
11. Mikan - 137.19
12. Dwight Howard - 132.95
13. Jokic - 132.46
14. Parish - 126.02
15. Bellamy - 125.62
16. Ewing - 123.31
17. Anthony Davis - 118.68
18. Lanier - 117.52
19. Gobert - 113.95
20. Mutombo - 110.53
21. Beaty - 109.12
22. Ed Macauley - 107.51
23. Bosh - 105.77
24. Johnston - 105.65
25. Unseld - 105.60
26. Horford - 104.71
27. Sikma - 104.59
28. McAdoo - 102.88
29. Laimbeer - 101.33
30. DeAndre Jordan - 100.69
31. Tyson Chandler - 97.40
32. Mourning - 96.15
33. Ben Wallace - 96.10
34. Cowens - 94.34
35. Divac - 92.00
36. Willis Reed - 89.79
37. Marc Gasol - 89.68
38. Larry Foust - 88.42
39. Brook Lopez - 85.80
40. Karl-Anthony Towns - 85.20
41. Clyde Lovellette - 84.88
42. Embiid - 84.69
43. Jonas Valanciunas - 84.23
44. Brad Daugherty - 82.38
45. Marcus Camby - 82.27
46. Clint Capela - 80.95
47. Brad Miller - 80.86
48. Drummond - 80.27
49. Thurmond - 80.15
50. Yao Ming - 79.77
51. Bill Cartwright - 78.81
52. NenĂŞ - 77.00
53. Valanciunas - 76.95
54. Michael Cage - 75.84
55. Alvan Adams - 75.74
56. Ilgauskas - 75.26
I assume Brucie was some kid in your neighborhood with an IQ of 43 and ate Elmer's glue with a side of paste.
The power forward position top five literally has only one player who is a Mount Rushmore candidate at that position. Pierce as the fifth best SF is a joke, by joke I mean I literally laughed. The two best point guards are ranked 5 and 6. I am a Harden apologist and I would never put him above Kobe Bryant and Reggie to round out the top 4 is criminal. I could give you 10 I would put on a team before Reggie and his garbage defense.
Finally, the center position. I have already mentioned Olajuwon. I get it, you are a mental defective, but I decided to ask the person I know who is the biggest Kentucky Colonels fan ever and has a picture with Gilmore, Issel, Dampier, and Erving with her. I call her Mom. I told her you had Gilmore over Russell, Dream, and Moses. She asked me how retarded you were (it's okay Mom is a Boomer. She loves everyone but she comes from an era where the term Oriental was okay even with not in the context of a type of area rug), and I told her very. The point Mom made, that was very astute, was that Gilmore didn't have to Kareem, Reed, and Cowens for the first five years of his career. He was a man amongst boys. She told me that I could have made an ABA all-star team (I think she believes a bit too much in me, after all, she's Mom, but I was pretty good). The level of competition was nowhere near the same. Look what happens to his numbers once he hits the NBA, his ABA average of 17 RPG drops in season one NBA to 13, and he lost over 4 PPG from his ABA averages. Not to mention that he played two extra games per season in the ABA. If your top 5 centers are not Russell, Kareem, Dream, Wilt, and Shaq in some order you are wrong. PERIOD. It is inexcusable. Basketball illiteracy at its finest.