Easy!!! Get GM LeBron on the horn and get these men front office jobs and in The Chosen One's entourage!
A few other remarks:
1. What would it take to convince real-life LeBron to take on Dwight Howard at this point?!? Hmmm.... I think he would still want to run with Melo & CP3 against all reason.
2. What if LeBron questioned the validity of the Sim? That is, if someone ran the Warriors 82 game schedule through the SimMatchup, would their record really be 73-9 or close? If not, then we wouldn't have much confidence that the RL Dream Cavs could beat the RL Warriors if the Sim Warriors lose to teams they shouldn't in the sim. Well, someone did run the season (me), and it was close, somewhat: 67-15, with home losses to Memphis, OKC and the Clippers, and road losses to the Pellies, Clips (again), Denver, Dallas, Houston, Portland, Kings, Detroit, Bulls, Dallas (again), Memphis (again), and Spurs. So it is possible that the sim underestimates the Dubs just a bit. Now, I only ran through the season once, that is true, but unless the chances of finding 67-15 are the same as getting them to 79-3, the sim skews toward parity.
3. The real question is *why*---is it something about the Dubs players in particular that is impacting RL games more than the sim ones or just more 'randomness' that makes it difficult for extreme results (like 73-9) to emerge. I really wish I had tracked Steph's 3s to see if he got to 400. Another note--I left all the depth charts at default (because, well, otherwise it would have just been a huge pain, and this way it was at least fair). Also, as we know, D ratings haven't been added, maybe that would have an effect?
4. Maybe the easiest adjustment is to give the Sim Dubs homecourt throughout the entire Simmed Finals series, and see if any of these Sim Super Cavs can still consistently beat them. Their simmed home record was closer to RL.
5. In any case, it should be interesting to see how the real Cleveland LeBrons do in game 3. If the Death Lineup takes them out, we should totally start drafting a proposal to the Cavs!
6. Geez, I have too much time on my hands!!!
:)
Brian