What is the appropriate punishment? Topic

truemen
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This may be a little OT, but I needed to vent. Some punk went into my garage last night and stole my bike.

I loved that bike and I rode it everyday. It was a $100 beachcruiser from Walmart.

I am thinking the thief should get caned, made to do 100 hours of community service after serving 5 years in jail.
8/25/2010 11:25 AM
doubletruck
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He should have to work for five years as a greeter at Wal*Mart and pedal a Huffy to work everyday...
8/25/2010 11:53 AM
micki
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I hate thiefs. When he is caught he should be forced to go fishing everyday for 6 months. ( I can not think of a worst punishment)
8/25/2010 12:12 PM
rob_frazer
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"He should have to work for five years as a greeter at Wal*Mart and pedal a Huffy to work everyday..."

And remove the seat from the Huffy.
8/25/2010 1:25 PM
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Make him watch every Cubs game broadcast since the invention of television.  Make him listen to every baseball game Joe Morgan, Chip Carey and Thom Brenneman have ever announced.  Make him listen to Curt Schilling read every blog he has ever written.  And if he still wants to be a thief, have him practice sliding into second base a thousand times so he learns the art of stealing properly. 
8/25/2010 6:10 PM
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Posted by thunder1008 on 8/25/2010 6:10:00 PM (view original):
Make him watch every Cubs game broadcast since the invention of television.  Make him listen to every baseball game Joe Morgan, Chip Carey and Thom Brenneman have ever announced.  Make him listen to Curt Schilling read every blog he has ever written.  And if he still wants to be a thief, have him practice sliding into second base a thousand times so he learns the art of stealing properly. 
Most likely he is a Cubs fan so this punishment may not be that severe. 
8/25/2010 6:52 PM
elbirdo
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Posted by elbirdo on 8/25/2010 6:52:00 PM (view original):
Posted by thunder1008 on 8/25/2010 6:10:00 PM (view original):
Make him watch every Cubs game broadcast since the invention of television.  Make him listen to every baseball game Joe Morgan, Chip Carey and Thom Brenneman have ever announced.  Make him listen to Curt Schilling read every blog he has ever written.  And if he still wants to be a thief, have him practice sliding into second base a thousand times so he learns the art of stealing properly. 
Most likely he is a Cubs fan so this punishment may not be that severe. 
or it could have been  Joe Morgan, Chip Carey, Thom Brenneman or Curt Schilling that stole your bike.
8/25/2010 6:54 PM
elbirdo
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Posted by elbirdo on 8/25/2010 6:54:00 PM (view original):
Posted by elbirdo on 8/25/2010 6:52:00 PM (view original):
Posted by thunder1008 on 8/25/2010 6:10:00 PM (view original):
Make him watch every Cubs game broadcast since the invention of television.  Make him listen to every baseball game Joe Morgan, Chip Carey and Thom Brenneman have ever announced.  Make him listen to Curt Schilling read every blog he has ever written.  And if he still wants to be a thief, have him practice sliding into second base a thousand times so he learns the art of stealing properly. 
Most likely he is a Cubs fan so this punishment may not be that severe. 
or it could have been  Joe Morgan, Chip Carey, Thom Brenneman or Curt Schilling that stole your bike.
or Ryne Sandberg ?
8/25/2010 6:55 PM
micki
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Posted by elbirdo on 8/25/2010 6:55:00 PM (view original):
Posted by elbirdo on 8/25/2010 6:54:00 PM (view original):
Posted by elbirdo on 8/25/2010 6:52:00 PM (view original):
Posted by thunder1008 on 8/25/2010 6:10:00 PM (view original):
Make him watch every Cubs game broadcast since the invention of television.  Make him listen to every baseball game Joe Morgan, Chip Carey and Thom Brenneman have ever announced.  Make him listen to Curt Schilling read every blog he has ever written.  And if he still wants to be a thief, have him practice sliding into second base a thousand times so he learns the art of stealing properly. 
Most likely he is a Cubs fan so this punishment may not be that severe. 
or it could have been  Joe Morgan, Chip Carey, Thom Brenneman or Curt Schilling that stole your bike.
or Ryne Sandberg ?
Hey Hey Hey, lay off the disperaging talk about Foxy Ryne Sandberg. A man that incredibly sexy could not be a thief!
8/25/2010 7:45 PM
Jtpsops
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I'll bet he's shoplifted plenty of pooty in his day
8/25/2010 9:04 PM
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8/26/2010 12:14 PM
boogerlips
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Cut off his left testicle. If he wants to keep his right one, he won't don it again. Than make him convert people to mormon for two years in Argentina. Then make him give sponge baths to perverted old men.
8/26/2010 12:15 PM
modellscks2
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make him listen to joe morgan do a baseball broadcast
8/26/2010 9:42 PM
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Using a tire iron, break enough of his ribs so that he is more flexible.  THEN

Bend him so that he can orally satisfy himself.  Insert organ in his mouth...THEN

Hit him in the bottom of the jaw with tire iron, forcing him to bite up hard.  THEN  Hold his nose until he swallows.

8/27/2010 3:25 PM
thunder1008
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Dang.  How would you punish a murderer, rapist or child molester?
8/27/2010 5:24 PM
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