.....and set fire to it. I got this in my email today.
Tony,
It's been awhile since we've seen playing SimLeague Baseball on www.whatifsports.com. As a way of saying thank you for your past support and as a small bribe to get you back, we've added a $5.00 credit to your account!
What better way to check out all of the new cool features we've added than a full-season of SimLeague Baseball at huge savings?
Here's just a sample of what you get:
- New tools for progressive league play
- New theme league sizes to correspond with historical season replays
- Easier management tools including player rest, defensive replacement and pinch-hitting hierarchies
- Even more stats (home/road, y/righty splits)
- Play your games LIVE - included at no charge!
- Every team is eligible to win $250 in prizes!
- Advanced Search Options!
- Adjustable Salary Cap Leagues - now you can build a team with up to $255 million!
- Advanced Bullpen Management Options!
- Pitching Fatigue Monitor
- Every eligible player from 1885 - 2009
- 162 games + playoffs
- Individual call bullpen tendency for all pitchers
- Maximum and target pitchcount settings for all pitchers
- Individual basestealing controls
- Team Managerial Tendencies
- AAA prospects
- Unlimited waiver wire moves
- SimLeague Leaders, MVP, Cy Young, Rookie and Fireman Awards
- SimLeague Team statistical rankings
- All-Star Game selections
- 6 divisions
- Wildcard races
- Priority customer support
- Earn reward points for use in our NEW Rewards Center
- Qualify for the Top 25
Like all good things, this offer doesn't last forever. This offer expires on 4/26/2010 so click here NOW to take advantage:
https://www.whatifsports.com/mlb-l/signup.asp
(YOU MUST BE LOGGED IN USING YOUR mudbone1969 ACCOUNT. CREDIT IS NON-TRANSFERRABLE AND CAN ONLY BE USED ON SIMLEAGUE BASEBALL).
Hope to see you back!
PS. Did you know that we also offer SimLeague Hockey, SimLeague Basketball and SimLeague Football?
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So the jackbooted thugs in Support permaban my mudbone1969 account for specious reasons, then have the balls to send me this drivel, attempting to induce me to spend money on a website they banned my legendary ID from? Seriously?
I'm tempted to print out this email and use it to wipe my arse after a vicious Thai meal. What a laugh.