Anyone hear from John lately?
I know that he had been working a lot of overtime, and I know that he lives in New Orleans, where the whiskey flows faster than the Mississippi and easy women are more common than mardi gras beads....
But he's been off the site a while. Rumor has it he hasn't been seen since the 22nd, and he has several progressive leagues waiting for his presence.
The last time he was gone from the site this long, an evil "woman" named Katrina was keeping him away.
Hope he's all right. If anyone hears from him, tell him to touch base with the HPL progressive.