Do you remember in Tecmo Super Bowl, whenever you did season mode, around game three quarters of the way through the season the computer would make it almost impossible to win? The other team will call all your plays, and your best player will fumble the ball 3 or 4 times?
Well, I'm in the playoffs now in one of my leagues. My team ran roughshod through the league winning 118 games. So what does this sim do in the playoffs? It goes all Tecmo Super Bowl on me. I have 69 Mike Andrews on my team. Because of roster issues, I have him playing SS. He's C+/A- at 2B in real life, he fielded .933 in the regular season. He's not good, but he's not awful. No biggie.
So in game 1 I eke out a 5-4 extra inning win at home. It would have been a lot easier had two Mike Andrews errors not led to a pair of unearned runs. But still, everyone's bound to have a bad game, and I won and that's the important thing. No big deal.
Game two of the series rolls around, and what happens? Andrews gets two more errors to bring his total up to four for the series. These ones matter, because they lead to three unearned runs and I lose 4-2.
By now I'm panicking, so in a desperate move I put Andrews back at 2B and bring my .183 batting shortstop off the bench. Fine, I sacrifice some offense, but now at least my defensive issues are settled, right? Check out this last game's box score:
Fielding |
Errors: M.Andrews 2 (6) |
I end up losing again, and now I'm down 2-1 to a team I finished 25 games ahead of.
Again, it's too early to be going apeshit, and the series is far from over. But at the moment I am equal parts angry, distressed, and shell-shocked. I can feel myself being Tecmo'd out of this series right before my eyes.
There you go. I just needed to vent for a while.