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boogerlips
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Your choices are:

A. JohnGPF Smells of Elderberry (3)
B. JohnGPF Drinks the Stale of Horses
C. JohnGPF: Droning Plume-Plucked Canker-Blossom
D. JohnGPF: Tottering Elf-Skinned Giglet (1)
E. JohnGPF: PleaseLiftTheRestrainingOrder (2)

Please take the time to make the best choice. This is important!
10/16/2009 8:11 PM
River_Rats
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F. JohnGPF ... ... ... ... love him...
10/16/2009 8:50 PM
eastvanmungo
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If I gotta go with one, it's A.

Although, in a fair world JohnGPF would get to enter a team in the same league called Boogerlips Has Delusions of Adequacy.
10/16/2009 11:30 PM
truemen
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I would say "A" but I don't know what an Elderberry is. Is that like what my Aunt Cloe smells like?
10/17/2009 12:12 AM
The Taint
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G. JohnGPF is my obsession and I shall Stalk him to the ends of the earth
10/17/2009 1:47 AM
staindman
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d
10/17/2009 2:53 AM
pfattkatt
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I vote for a more neutral, and less offensive, team name. Nobody but you is going to care anyway, and you have already made your point.
10/17/2009 10:30 AM
mudbone1969
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A...but it should be "smelt" to be true to the movie.
10/17/2009 10:40 AM
boogerlips
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10/17/2009 10:47 AM
boogerlips
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Quote: Originally Posted By eastvanmungo on 10/16/2009 team in the same league called Boogerlips Has Delusions of Adequacy
Nice!
10/17/2009 10:54 AM
doubletruck
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I don't even believe John is his real name.

My guess is that "John" refers to a toilet and GPF stands for "gallons per flush."

If I'm right, then you can hardly insult him beyond what he's already chosen for his monicker.

If I'm wrong, then I apologize to John, who is certainly one of the great people who uses this site...
10/17/2009 3:29 PM
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E. JohnGPF: Please Lift The Restraining Order
10/17/2009 3:43 PM
cpdpoet
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Quote: Originally Posted By theyard2 on 10/17/2009E. JohnGPF: Please Lift The Restraining Orde
E
10/17/2009 7:03 PM
boogerlips
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I'll add E in because its funny. Keep the votes comin!
10/17/2009 8:35 PM
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10/17/2009 10:48 PM
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