The Life of a Grape Topic

If you are a grape you have a number of career choices. One option is to just be a grape, your life is short and sweet, exploding with juicy sweetness in someone's mouth.

Another option is to be a raisin, the after school snack that nobody wants to eat. "Oh goody, someone made chocolate chip cookies! Never mind, they're oatmeal raisin."

Yet another choice is to end up in a bottle of wine. This is a long and torturous career choice, being crushed and fermented and other stuff. When you actually become wine you might sit in that bottle for sixty years before someone decides to drink you. However, you might make someone very happy, perhaps a little too happy.

But Midge, you might say, "what does this have to do with basketball?"

Absolutely nothing. Merry Christmas!
12/25/2017 4:36 PM
I think raisins are too tasty not to eat.

I'm trying to live as long as possible. Bottle of wine it is. Please let it not be box wine. For some reason, everybody likes box wine.
12/25/2017 4:48 PM
The Life of a Grape Topic

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