...not baseball related, but I think you'll enjoy this one. We have had an unbelievable amount of snow here, but forunately, I have been home, and have enjoyed it. This morning, one of my neighbors asked me if I could pick up her son from pre-school, which I did. When I got there, the director wanted to talk to the boy's guardian, about his language. He slipped and fell in the snow, and said he "hurt his butt." The director thought use of the word "butt" was not appropriate for a pre-schooler, and the boy apologized, very sincerely, and said "I fell on my ***." ...and now, for our next lesson...

classic

As the director of a preschool I hear funny stuff like this all the time. And while butt is not a prefered word I would never talk to a parent about it.

Looks like she got what she deserved.

There's a "butt steak" joke in there somewhere.

Is there really that much of a difference between "bum" and "butt"?

Some people can be so anal

It took 11,758 posts for Jtpsops to post something funny and/or halfway intelligent. I'm proud of you!

I know nobody is going to believe this,but boogerlips is really a nice person, an honest-to-betsy nice guy...and he does everything he can to hide it. I don't understand, but i suppose people just aren't meant to be understood.

what's a guy to do - his folks named him boogerlips

yeah, what he said