I hope this doesn't offend anyone my daughter thought this up
the baseball prayer

Oh slugger who art in the dugout
let me pencil in thy name
thy homeruns come
thy strikes be done
In Ebbits as it is in Wrigley
give us this day our crackerjacks
and forgive us our brushback pitch
as we forgive the jerks who do it to us
and lead us not into a losing streak
and deliver us from steroids
for thine is the allstar,
the playoffs, the series
forever

PLAYBALL

not bad for a highschool kid

Better than about 98% of the retarded chimps around here could do. That includes me, of course.

Tell her "well done".

Nice job.

And like you, I believe my #1 job in life is to be a proud parent.

good stuff

this is to my daughter who will be reading these comments I am proud to call her daughter and please note Jacquie I didn't say step-daughter
ENOUGH back to baseball

Bump