I am finally brginning to enter the new millenium. I set up a Facebook page, and have been typing names of people i haven't seen in decades. On a side note, in terms of my preferences in female anatomy, I have always been a butt guy. If a girl has a nice butt, and nice legs, then i can live with the rest of her faults, ALMOST no matter how bad. A guy that i went to elementary school with married a girl who was a classmate of ours, and who had the absolutely, positively best rear end ever. I didn't know they were married until they responded to my "friend request." She reminded me what i wrote in her graduation album, when i was 13. " I wish i were a bar of soap, so clean and bright and shiney, So every time you took a bath, I could float around your hiney."

And, yesterday, i observed this on a bathroom wall:

On the chest of a barmaid in Yale,

Is tatooed the prices of ale.

And on her behind-for the sake of the blind-

Is the same information, in braille.

Can you get us a picture?

Me too pfattkatt. It doesn't matter how pretty she is, if the rear end isn't nice, it just won't work.

They sent me some family photos over the phone, she weighs 300 lbs. if she weighs an ounce now. Oh well. Another fantasy down the tubes.