one time when i was nine-ish my dad called the local radio station of a sunday morn to complain, or warn, or educate, the populace, that little orphan annie had dots in her eyes
the sunday oregonian you understand
full big beautiful multiple font colorized comic section
he thought, my ever lovin dad, radio DJ Barney Keep should be advised
little orphan annie had idots
and we heard it on the radio
as we ate bacon and eggs and OJ and bakin powder biscuits
you can add a i if you have to
spells idiot
ex-prez who ain gonna get bacon and eggs unless he does a month in the kitch
he should do a month in the kitch