[Scene: A montage of footage showing Benhoidal, a fictional World Three champion, winning numerous battles with ease. Dramatic music plays in the background as the camera zooms in on Ben's smug grin each time he emerges victorious.]

Voiceover: "In World Three, there's one name that strikes fear into the hearts of every opponent: Benhoidal. He's won battle after battle, tournament after tournament, and he's become unbeatable. But is that really fair? Should one person be allowed to dominate so completely?"

[Cut to a shot of a bustling city, where our fictional political candidate, Robusk, is standing on a soapbox, addressing a crowd of people.]

Robusk: "My fellow players, it's time for a change. It's time to put an end to the free wins that Benhoidal has been getting for too long. We need to level the playing field and give everyone a fair shot at victory."

[Cut back to footage of Benhoidal, this time with a red "X" superimposed over his face.]

Voiceover: "Benhoidal has had his fun for too long. It's time to take him down a notch and show him that he's not invincible. But we need your help to do it. We need every player to band together and fight for a fair and just World Three."

[Cut back to Robusk, standing on his soapbox.]

Robusk: "So I'm asking you, my fellow players, to join me in this fight. Let's put an end to the free wins that Benhoidal has been getting, and let's make World Three a fair and exciting game for everyone. Join me, Robusk, and together we can take on the challenge and change the game forever."

[Fade to black.]


Will you join robusk and put one of your three best team in World Three?

[Camera opens to a black and white image of a person staring at a computer screen, frustrated and confused.]

Narrator: "Do you ever feel like the world is just too complex to understand? Are you tired of feeling powerless and unable to solve the problems that affect your daily life? Well, we have a message for you."

[Scene cuts to a colorful, energetic political rally with people cheering and waving signs that say "Think critically!" and "Solve problems, don't blame randomness!"]

Narrator: "In this campaign, we believe in the power of problem-solving and critical thinking. We believe that blaming simulation randomness or variance is nothing more than a cop-out for those who lack the skills and determination to face complex issues head-on."

[Cut to a person typing on a computer, with various graphs and charts on the screen.]

Narrator: "Our candidate knows that the world is a complicated place, and that randomness and variance play a role in many of the challenges we face. But instead of using these factors as an excuse, our candidate has the critical thinking skills and problem-solving abilities to tackle any issue, no matter how daunting."

[Cut to a shot of the candidate addressing a crowd, with a banner in the background that reads "Solve Problems, Don't Blame Randomness!"]

Candidate: "We need leaders who are willing to do the hard work of problem-solving, even when it's not easy. We need leaders who understand that blaming randomness or variance is just another way of saying 'I don't know how to fix this.' And most importantly, we need leaders who are committed to finding solutions that work for all of us, not just the few."

[Cut back to the energetic political rally, with people chanting "Think critically! Solve problems!"]

Narrator: "Join our movement today and be a part of a community that values critical thinking and problem-solving above all else. Together, we can build a better world for everyone."

As a member of this community, I know that there are hardworking and dedicated individuals who strive to make the most of the opportunities presented to them. However, there are also those who are lazy and choose not to put in the effort required to achieve success.

Furthermore, fear often paralyzes some members of our community, preventing them from taking the necessary risks to improve their lives. But perhaps the most troubling issue is the exploitation of flaws in the simulation, which undermines the integrity of the system and benefits only a select few.

These individuals who are lazy, scared, and exploitative often choose to solve fewer problems instead of more, even when it comes to important matters such as SimLeague playoffs. They rest players during critical games instead of trying to win every single match. This is unacceptable and goes against the spirit of competition.

But there is hope. By joining me, we can give a voice to those who want to see an end to the practice of player rest in the SimLeague playoffs. No more lopsided box scores, no more sitting out the best players. It's time to restore fairness and equality to the game.

Let's take a stand against laziness, fear, and exploitation. Let's work together to make the SimLeague playoffs a level playing field where every player has an equal chance to win. Join me in this fight and let's bring back the true meaning of competition.

Demand anti-tank rules are adopted in the league constitution.

[The scene opens with a group of excited individuals gathered around a table, preparing for a draft. Everyone is eager to make a deal and get the best picks possible. Suddenly, one person seems to be stuck, frantically trying to make a trade.]

Narrator: It's draft day, and everyone is excited to get started. But what happens when one person gets stuck trying to make a trade?

[Cut to a shot of the frustrated person still trying to make a trade, while everyone else waits impatiently.]

Narrator: They delay the draft for everyone else, causing frustration and wasted time.

[Cut back to the group, now looking annoyed and impatient.]

Narrator: Don't be that person. If you haven't been able to trade your pick by the time your draft slot arrives, then don't delay the draft by several hours by continuing to try and make a trade.

[Cut to a shot of a clock ticking down, as the narrator continues to speak.]

Narrator: Time is precious, and everyone else is eager to get started. Don't let your inability to make a trade hold everyone else up. Make your pick and let the draft continue.

[Cut to a shot of the group, now happy and laughing, as the draft continues smoothly.]

Narrator: Keep the draft moving, keep everyone happy, and make your picks on time. Vote smart, vote responsible, and let's make this draft a success.

[Scene opens to a dimly lit room where a man is slouched in front of his computer, surrounded by empty bottles of alcohol. The sound of clacking keys fills the room as he feverishly types away at his keyboard.]

Narrator: "In today's digital age, it's easier than ever to express your thoughts and opinions online. But what happens when you've had too much to drink?"

[The man pauses for a moment, staring blankly at his computer screen. Suddenly, his fingers start moving again, typing out a series of increasingly inappropriate comments on a political forum.]

Narrator: "Drinking and posting online can have serious consequences. Not only can it damage your reputation, but it can also harm your relationships, career, and future opportunities."

[Cut to a montage of headlines from news articles about people losing their jobs, facing public backlash, and even getting arrested for online behavior while under the influence.]

Narrator: "Don't let one drunken mistake ruin your life. Remember, what you say online stays online forever. Think before you post, and never drink and type."

[Cut back to the man in the dimly lit room, slumped over his keyboard. He looks up at the camera with a look of regret.]

Man: "I never realized how much damage I could do with just a few careless words. Don't make the same mistake I did."

[End with a message urging viewers to drink responsibly and think twice before posting anything online.]

Narrator: "Paid for by the Campaign for Responsible Digital Citizenship."