ASK THE MIKET23 THREAD, PT. 6 Topic

kermit
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I see reports that Yasiel Puig missed the first day of workouts to have his wisdom teeth removed. Does his dentist only work during spring training, or is he just really bad at reading calendars?
2/25/2016 2:12 PM
MikeT23
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I didn't realize that was a theory.

No. Chicks are expensive. You must not be married.

Nah. It's the internet. I'm not killing anyone on the internet.

He's lazy. Everyone knows the Latin players don't like to work.
2/25/2016 2:31 PM
bigpop34
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What is the fewest number of wins you have seen at the ML level? I came across a league where 24 wins was only good enough for the #2 Pick. The biggest loser had only 12 wins.
2/25/2016 3:34 PM
MikeT23
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I think that would be the two lowest I can recall. I was thinking 29.
2/25/2016 4:10 PM
kermit
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I heard that Arkansas' quarterback is working with a "hand therapist" to increase the size of his hands (pre-therapy measurement was 8.5", smallest of combine QBs). Should performance-enhancing massage be banned?
2/26/2016 10:08 AM
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HOW BIG IS HIS NOSE?

I HAVE HUUUUUUGE HANDS AND FEET(13 DOUBLE WIDE), HOW BIG ARE YER FEET?
2/26/2016 10:13 AM
MikeT23
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For stupidity. I'm not sure he's getting bigger hand thru massage.

RACIST!!!

DEPENDS ON SHOE BUT 10-11 ALSO DOUBLE WIDE. I'M PRETTY SURE I HAVE A PAIR OF 11.5 IN THE CLOSET ALSO.
2/26/2016 10:43 AM
tecwrg
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Heard on the radio "If you're less than nine inches, you have to wonder if there will be ball security issues".

a) Somebody talking about bronxcheer's junk?
or
b) A football analyst talking about the NFL Combine and questioning whether a QB with smaller hands will have trouble holding on to the football?
2/26/2016 10:44 AM
MikeT23
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Could be both although I'm almost positive bronx secures balls on the reg.
2/26/2016 10:55 AM
kermit
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Are you familiar with the theory that Katy Perry is actually Jon Benet Ramsey? What's the craziest conspiracy theory you've ever heard?
2/26/2016 11:43 AM
MikeT23
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I am not. Up until a couple of days ago, it was that we never landed on the moon. That it was just some guys out in the desert acting like they were moonwalking. But the "bronxcheer is MikeT23" is now the craziest. I've never even slept in a box soaked in my own urine let alone lived there for years.
2/26/2016 11:48 AM
wylie715
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do you want to?
2/26/2016 12:02 PM
MikeT23
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I'd prefer not.
2/26/2016 12:08 PM
bronxcheer
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*COUGH COUGH* I AM NOT MIKET23?!?
2/26/2016 1:36 PM
wylie715
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who is happier about that? MikeT23 or bronxidiot?
2/26/2016 1:40 PM
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