I was working under the assumption that Wisconsin does not = Milwaukee. I guess I missed the memo where all fat, sloppy midwesterners abandoned their crap towns/cities and moved to shithole Milwaukee. My bad.

I'VE SET FOOT IN 39 STATES(WISCONCIN ISN'T ONE, THANK JESUS) HOW MANY STATES HAVE YOU BEEN IN?

Wisconsin State Fair is in West Allis, which is in Milwaukee County, which is on the lake. In fact, Wisconsin has an entire eastern border that is on Lake Michigan. Have you ever seen a map?

EAST COAST, WEST COAST, GULF COAST, IDAHO, NEVADA, WYOMING AND ILLINOIS!!!! I GOT LOST AND WAS IN TENNESSEE FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES!!!! NO MAINE, NOT SURE ABOUT RHODE ISLAND, NEW HAMPSHIRE, UTAH, ARIZONA, NEW MEXICO!!!!! PROBABLY DROVE THRU WEST VIRGINIA!!!! COUNT THEM FOR ME.

EDIT: PA, TOO!!!! NOT SURE IF IT COUNTS AS "COAST"!!!!!

I don't know where the Wisconsin State Fair is held. Bunch of fat people stinking of cheese and eating cheese flavored cotton candy!!!!

How many states has cresty been banned from?

Not sure but he's wanted in at least 11. Probably more but he has to live under a bridge somewhere.

I'm surprised any state would want Cresty, aren't you?

States do not equal women. States just want to put him in jail. Not necessarily because he committed a crime but because they don't like to see him wandering around the streets.

I've got 2 better pitchers so I don't want to push him, but if I did, how many effective innings could I get out of this guy in a single season?

https://www.whatifsports.com/HBD/Pages/Popups/PlayerRatings.aspx?pid=5398902

Have you seen a guy pitch 300+ effective innings in a single HBD season before?

SD will help him get to 250-260 without much stress. Player Profile: David Ramirez - Hardball Dynasty Baseball | WhatIfSports

Threw over 400 twice. Has all 5 top IP in Coop. Early injury bug guy.

What if the Deadsox signed Jimmy Powell?

Wouldn't happen. The Great Jimmy Powell hates Bahston. They're RACIST!!!!!

If Donald Trump bought an hour of prime time television time and spent it randomly murdering people on live TV, would moy23 try to defend it?

moy23, no relation, would explain that the murdered people were either ISIS members or illegal Mexicans.

I DON'T TRUST MOST PEOPLE WITH NUMERALS IN THEIR USER NAME, DO YOU?