What Did 'Broadband Czar' Harris Do With the $40 Billion Appropriated for Internet?
Sarah Arnold


Brendan Carr, Commissioner of the Federal Communications Commission, pointed out that after 1,038 days of the Biden-Harris Administration being in office, “Not a single person has been connected to the internet using the $42.45 billion.”

because you send me mail does not mean i read it

"actually", as you put it, 90% goes straight to recycle

or i stuff it in the neighbors box so they can put it in bin black blue yellow or green as they wish

maybe you live out in the tulees where someone sends you a white paper rectangle and its the biggest potential news you had all month

maybe you're too ancient for modern communications and the filtering thereof

It doesn't go to the shredder. That's Hillarys job except she uses a hammer.

It goes to the FBI. It goes to the CIA. It goes to the news media.

Except it didn't.

1. What material did Iran obtain from President Trump’s campaign?

2. To whom at the Biden for President or the Harris for President campaigns did the hackers

send information and materials?

3. What actions did the Biden for President or the Harris for President campaigns take with

regards to the material after it was received?

4. Who has the FBI interviewed in relation to this matter, including those individuals

associated with the Biden for President or the Harris for President campaigns?

5. On what date did the FBI learn there had been a hack and exfiltration of nonpublic

information from President Trump’s campaign?

6. On what date did the FBI authenticate the documents that Iran obtained from President Trump’s campaign?

7. How did the FBI authenticate the documents that Iran obtained from President Trump’s campaign?

8. On what date(s) did Iran provide the stolen documents to the Biden for President

campaign or the Harris for President campaign?

9. On what date did the FBI first inform President Trump’s campaign it had been hacked?

10. On what date did the FBI first inform the Justice Department about the Iranian hack of President Trump’s campaign?

11. On what date did the FBI first inform the National Security Council about the Iranian hack of President Trump’s campaign?

12. On what date did information about the Iranian hack of President Trump’s campaign first appear in the Presidential Daily Brief?

13. Why did it take the FBI so long to inform President Trump’s campaign it had been hacked?

14. Did the FBI use any Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act authorities to surveil President Trump’s campaign?

15. Did President Trump receive a defensive briefing?

johnson said about goldwater

in your guts you know he's nuts



hmmm

i wonder which party the mudslide swept away that election

leme see....that was 1964? Ummmm.....60 years ago? Hmmmmmm....who's the nut?

Coconut? Yellow school bus? Stupid young people?

Are you saying fall out of a coconut tree yellow school bus laughing lady is Goldwater without a Johnson???

I don't wanna go there.

'We Can't Afford Another Four Years Of This!' Shouts Running Mate Of Candidate Who Has Been Leading Country For Four Years
POLITICS· Sep 21, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

BETHLEHEM, PA — The Democratic candidate for vice president issued a stern warning to Pennsylvania voters at a campaign rally today, telling the crowd that the country will not survive four more years of his running mate, who has been leading the country for four years.

Minnesota Governor Tim Walz made the impassioned plea while speaking to supporters in the Keystone State, urging them to avoid making the mistake of putting the country through another term like the one served by his running mate on the Democratic ticket.

"We can't afford another four years of this!" Walz shouted while asking voters to continue supporting the same leadership that resulted in the last four years of failed policies. "The people in charge for the last four years have completely tanked this nation and put us on a fast track toward total destruction. That is why I'm asking you all to re-elect Kamala Harris for another four years!"

Voters in the crowd seemed receptive to the plea. "He makes a convincing argument," said one rally attendee. "While asking all of us to vote for the person who has been in charge for the last four years, he reminded us that America simply won't last if we go through another four years of her. The evidence he presented made it abundantly clear that the lady who's been steering the ship the last four years would just completely wreck everything in the next four years."

At publishing time, Walz issued a statement emphasizing the need for the country to return to the strong leadership, security, and prosperity it experienced before his running mate was elected.

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neither of them shootists get sh*t

no donuts no crappy little mcdonalds burritos

no fruit cups no bagels no breakfast at all

coffee is for closers

NEW: Shocking Poll Finds 28 Percent of Democrats Wish Trump Had Been Assassinated
Mike Miller

that fat jackanape looks good with a little blood on him

he shoulda joined the army

you know, like 65 years ago when he was young dumb and full o liberal ideals

expressed his inner assassin

instead all we get now is a old rich guy flexin his golf arm

punk is what he is

never joined nothin

always the rich entitled *****, the dick never ending

does he ever pay his bills?

he about to

Biden Promises Next Trump Assassin Will Be A Woman Of Color
POLITICS· Sep 19, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unprecedented win for diversity, President Biden pledged to the American people that the next assassin of Donald Trump would be a woman of color.

"I will appoint the first black woman to assassinate Trump," Biden said. "It's long overdue."

The surprise announcement has stirred speculation that Biden would be ordering Kamala Harris to finish what the previous two shooters had started. However, with her busy on the campaign trail and dodging interviews, sources tell us he's shown interest in one of those Haitians he's been hearing so much about.

In an exclusive sit-down interview with Al Sharpton on MSNBC, Biden said, "It's long past time. We should have assassins that reflect the nation — a black nation. Blacks are great killers. No, I'm serious! Have you ever been to South Central? Corn Pop was a bad dude, a killer! And I want someone like that on our team. But, you know, a woman."

"Black women are just as smart and capable as Lee Harvey Oswald," he added.

When asked what he would do if no women of color wanted to kill Trump, Biden simply stated, "If you don't want Trump dead, you ain't black!"

Later, while visiting his favorite ice cream shop, Biden suddenly told the clerk, "By the way, I'm proud to be — as I said — the first vice president, the first black woman to serve as the head of the deep state because together we can — Look, there's nothing we can do because this is the United States of America and therefore the next killer's gotta' be black."

At publishing time, Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre had been seen suiting up in full-body kevlar.

well i hope the black gay woman o color misses

PTEW PTEW KACHINK KACHINK



i don know if you know or not but there's a election comin in about a month

let's get this long national nightmare over and smoke us a american cigarette

New Poll Shows Kamala With Huge Lead Among Deranged Assassin Demographic
POLITICS· Sep 23, 2024 · BabylonBee.com

U.S. — As survey organizations continued to release conflicting information about the closeness of the presidential race, a new poll released today showed Kamala Harris with a huge lead among the deranged assassin demographic.

The results of the poll, conducted by a private analytics firm, indicated a distinct shift of psychotic would-be murderers toward the Harris-Walz campaign in recent weeks, with an overwhelming majority of crazy assassins having a favorable view of the Vice President.

"She's the choice of disturbed, psycho killers everywhere," said Blake Rumsey, professor and lead researcher at the Foundation for Discerning Data, which conducted the poll. "It's almost as if deranged assassins all share the same political and social ideologies. The group of insane, murderous, miscreants we surveyed said they really identify with Vice President Harris and believe she best represents everything they stand for. They also stand with Kamala Harris, Joe Biden, and other Democrats in their wish for Donald Trump to be removed from the equation… permanently, by all indications."

One mentally damaged potential assassin reached for comment confirmed the poll's results. "Oh, yeah, I'm a big Kamala fan," said the man who refused to give his name but admitted he was taking a road trip to visit Mar-a-Lago. "She's what I want in a president. Horrible policies, a bleak, totalitarian worldview, and a desire to see our enemies buried in the ground. I'm a deranged assassin, and I'm voting for Kamala!"

At publishing time, a subsequent poll also confirmed that Kamala Harris holds a commanding lead among Hollywood pedophiles.

Biden-Harris Commerce Secretary: Let's 'Extinguish' Trump 'for Good'
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