CONWAY: I violated the Hatch Act!
TRUMP: That’s cool!
CARSON: I ordered a $30,000 table.
TRUMP: Nice!
SHULKIN: I got a free vacay to Wimbledon!
TRUMP: Sounds fun!
ZINKE: I paid $139K for a door.
TRUMP: Lol, you rascal!
TILLERSON: I think Russia killed-
TRUMP: YOU’RE FIRED!