I was driving to work this morning and saw an SUV with the Pennsylvania license plate "HBD". It was ahead of me so I decided to follow it, assuming I'd see Cheez when I caught up to it. Through 7 miles of Cross Island Parkway, I followed Cheez, finally catching up to and passing him only a mile before my exit. And I look over and see a fat, black lady driving. Either she ate Cheez (hehe), or he magically transformed into a fat, black woman.