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Posted by hugenuge42 on 8/24/2010 4:11:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 8/24/2010 3:34:00 PM (view original):
Posted by antonsirius on 8/24/2010 3:05:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 8/24/2010 12:33:00 PM (view original):
I was smote (smoten/smoted/smited/smat) back in the mid-90's and got it out of the way.  Big relief, really.
Smooted
Pretty sure that involves a party boat.
At the very least a double ended dildo
You're thinking of Connelly'd.
8/24/2010 4:26 PM
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Regardless, as long as we can all agree that using a double ended dildo on a party boat shall heretofore be known as a Smoot-Connelly, then we've accomplished something today.
8/24/2010 4:40 PM
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I didn't say anything about A2A...smoot prefers the vag
As does Bryant McKinnie
8/24/2010 4:44 PM
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Posted by tylermathias on 8/24/2010 4:40:00 PM (view original):
Regardless, as long as we can all agree that using a double ended dildo on a party boat shall heretofore be known as a Smoot-Connelly, then we've accomplished something today.
Who gets the honor of submitting it to Urban Dictionary?
8/24/2010 4:48 PM
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but not Bryant Gumbel
8/24/2010 4:49 PM
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Vd dm tp
8/24/2010 5:15 PM
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Posted by moy23 on 8/24/2010 5:15:00 PM (view original):
Vd dm tp
rejected one although not awful, the other is okay but i'd probably tweak it before accepting it
8/24/2010 6:19 PM
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Posted by vandydave on 8/24/2010 6:19:00 PM (view original):
Posted by moy23 on 8/24/2010 5:15:00 PM (view original):
Vd dm tp
rejected one although not awful, the other is okay but i'd probably tweak it before accepting it
cool.  I like jose guerrero (i think that was his name) as well.  I need a low budget AAA SP  that I can move to the majors. 
8/24/2010 6:22 PM
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Posted by hugenuge42 on 8/24/2010 4:11:00 PM (view original):
Posted by jwelsh1023 on 8/24/2010 3:13:00 PM (view original):
Posted by blackmink18 on 8/24/2010 2:41:00 PM (view original):
Nuge, TP
I'll take this one, Rob.
I don't think you've called me Rob in like 4 years.
It showed how serious I was.
8/24/2010 7:28 PM
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Posted by moy23 on 8/24/2010 6:22:00 PM (view original):
Posted by vandydave on 8/24/2010 6:19:00 PM (view original):
Posted by moy23 on 8/24/2010 5:15:00 PM (view original):
Vd dm tp
rejected one although not awful, the other is okay but i'd probably tweak it before accepting it
cool.  I like jose guerrero (i think that was his name) as well.  I need a low budget AAA SP  that I can move to the majors. 

jesus guerrero. you like jesus.

8/24/2010 7:45 PM
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JESUS IS IN TIJUANA
8/24/2010 7:52 PM
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Wallace and Gromit is the worst thing ever invented.
8/24/2010 8:01 PM
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How does TM keep making it back to HF status?  That's some bullshit.
8/24/2010 8:32 PM
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Posted by rlahann on 8/24/2010 8:32:00 PM (view original):
How does TM keep making it back to HF status?  That's some bullshit.
I give him all my thumbs.
8/24/2010 8:35 PM
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Posted by moy23 on 8/24/2010 8:35:00 PM (view original):
Posted by rlahann on 8/24/2010 8:32:00 PM (view original):
How does TM keep making it back to HF status?  That's some bullshit.
I give him all my thumbs.
For tonight is the night, for feeling alright
We'll be making love the whole night through
So I'm saving all my thumbs
Yes I'm saving all my thumbs
Yes I'm saving all my thumbs for you
8/24/2010 8:44 PM
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