Posted by RCBracco on 2/5/2017 4:40:00 PM (view original):
War does not determine who is right - only who is left

Posted by RCBracco on 2/5/2017 4:40:00 PM (view original):

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

Posted by RCBracco on 2/5/2017 4:41:00 PM (view original):

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Posted by RCBracco on 2/5/2017 4:42:00 PM (view original):

Fighting for peace is like ******* for virginity.

Posted by RCBracco on 2/5/2017 4:43:00 PM (view original):

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

Posted by RCBracco on 2/5/2017 4:43:00 PM (view original):

If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

Posted by RCBracco on 2/5/2017 4:45:00 PM (view original):

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Posted by RCBracco on 2/5/2017 5:10:00 PM (view original):

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

Posted by RCBracco on 2/5/2017 5:11:00 PM (view original):

It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.

Posted by RCBracco on 2/5/2017 5:12:00 PM (view original):

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

Posted by RCBracco on 2/5/2017 5:13:00 PM (view original):

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

Posted by RCBracco on 2/5/2017 5:13:00 PM (view original):

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

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