Bump. Still makes me laugh.

I remember the first time I read this all the way through. I had been going over the entire Forum history to learn as much as I could and finally also stumbled on this thread.

My wife and daughter were at my in-laws for the weekend but I was home alone having exams and papers to grade or something like that, but one evening with some free time I read this.

I laughed. Out loud. All night long.

Posted by juggalosteve on 9/2/2005 2:14:00 AM (view original):
shut up ill beat u off u talk about drafts again

That's the point on page 10 where I just lose it and laugh uncontrollably.

Posted by drichar138 on 9/2/2005 1:54:00 PM (view original):

Quote: Originally Posted By juggalosteve on 9/02/2005i the computer on and my myom saw what i wuz typing, i may not be allowed on the computer for a week well see she may go easy on me

come on man, u r almst in hi schol. Tell her ur a man and if she has a prblem then you should beat her off. Does she know you are almost 6 foot?

Hard to believe Steve is almost 30!

Posted by pinstripes5 on 9/3/2005 9:45:00 AM (view original):
Steve I don't see why we should waste our money buying teams when we can just sim the games right here in the forum -

Top 1: Pinstripes5 Team Gary Wagner '69 takes the mound. Steve's mom squares to bunt and is drilled in the crotch with a slider.[1] Steve's sister gets walked.[12] Steve's cat hits into a triple play.
Pinstripes5 Team	0	0	0
This thread blows	0	0	0

I knew I shouldn't have put the cat in the 3 hole

Highlight from page 23.

In the far distant future, when the Aliens come and dig up our civilization... I hope that this thread is all they find.

ah yes, good times these were

OK, so just catching up here. Is it too late to enter a team? Is there a waitlist?? I'll go with Ed Seward as my exclusive, take the A's, blacklist Pedro, wave the stadium rights, and take the 14% tax hit for my $110 mil to get me just under $160,000! Did I hear something about Walt Wiess too?? If he's still available I'll trade someone Seward and my 234th pick in the non-draft for '88 Wiess and pick #312. Cum on I'm super serious about joining this league!!!

God, I was a noob the first time I read this. 16 years later I still suck at sim baseball lol. Good times tho I remember I was still basking in the glory of my Sox winning the big one and breaking the "curse"
someone should start the jugglosteve memorial draft league. Of course it would be 160 mil cap and only spend 110.
Thanks for bumping, made my morning

I wonder which prison Steve ended up at.

Posted by 0soup4u on 4/6/2020 8:18:00 PM (view original):
I wonder which prison Steve ended up at.

Pretty sure he was furloughed from Eastern State Penitentiary in Pennsylvania...for a short while, then was accepted back in.....

Posted by juggalosteve on 9/2/2005 1:29:00 AM (view original):
i cant tell r u guys in or no be serious cum on me now

This is still the single greatest post in WIS history...

legend

I'm in if I can borrow 12 bucks from ya

Drop Alex Pietrangelo
Add Torey Krug

When does the draft begin? 2020 players?