I'm strictly anti-war and big government. I don't talk about black people.

Black people? They should wear a sweater.

OOOOOOHH!

Remember when I ran for president and promised to fix stuff?

I didn't think so.

VOTE FOR ME to end WAR and POVERTY and all that other stuff.

You are in the worst economy ever. Vote for me to end racism and make sure Korea never gets the bomb.

But seriously…it's only been 50 years and one partially black President. IF YOU VOTE FOR ME I will not only fix poverty and racism and debt and security and hope and change and trans sex and black lives….I will also fix all those others and everything else. BUT…You will have to work hard and sacrifice and give money for free stuff and protest and hate people like republicans and conservatives and Christians and others except not moslems and terrorists and stuff because I'm so confused since long before Benghazi.

A vote for me is a vote for women and that's important because a vote for women is more important than a vote for other things you might purchase at the dollar store I never shop because I can't drive.

In short, a vote for me will solve all the things we caused in the first place and have been promising to solve for over 50 years since we stopped lynching black people and really being pricks. Now we hate Christians and Jews. The Jews haven't figured it out yet. But they will. Hell! We have to hate somebody or something. It's the only thing we know to prop up the lie and fill our little pig bellies.