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DANG! There goes my perfect bracket......
4/15/2018 11:55 PM
i hope you liked it......
next match will be trump jr vs dr ben carson...expect a lot of action.
4/15/2018 11:57 PM
4/16/2018 10:23 AM
fortunately for trump he has collusion forgiveness from fox news and RNC....and he pays a very low premium.
4/16/2018 11:33 AM
Sanders-Enter Sandman.....awesome.
4/16/2018 11:43 AM
I look forward to at least one of these contenders finishing off his opponent via the Bobo Brazil coco butt. Bannon might have the right sized head for it.
4/16/2018 11:57 AM
tdiddy.....dont be a stranger....glad you liked it...much more to come.
4/16/2018 12:02 PM
Posted by crazystengel on 4/16/2018 11:57:00 AM (view original):
I look forward to at least one of these contenders finishing off his opponent via the Bobo Brazil coco butt. Bannon might have the right sized head for it.
i like it.
4/16/2018 12:03 PM
wishing the best for Barbara Bush......a good and classy lady and a great first lady......also someone who as first lady reached out to everyone and spoke her own mind.....with a great sense of humor......great dignity and family person.
4/16/2018 12:09 PM
TRUMP TOURNAMENT
ROUND 1 - MATCH 2

TRUMP JR vs. DR. BEN CARSON

ENTRANCE MUSIC - TRUMP JR - I FOUGHT THE LAW - THE CLASH
ENTRANCE MUSIC - DR. BEN CARSON - FRANKENSTEIN - EDGAR WINTER

MANAGER - TRUMP JR - IVAN KOLOFF
MANAGER - DR. BEN CARSON - DR. KEVORKIAN

REFEREE - TINY TIM

the arena is packed.......standing room only for the congress...their aides and 2 lobbyists per member of congress.
neither wrestler is particularly popular to the rabble but the blood lust is in the air..........trump studied for the match assiduously under the tutelage of former Khrushchev bodyguard Ivan Koloff.
Dr. Carson trained with Dr. Demento and Dr. Pepper for several weeks....he is wearing a brand new white doktor coat with a sterilized stethoscope and a me doctor badge........trump jr is wearing a daredevil costume with a red hoodie.
entering with pre -selected music and sky rockets in flight.

Ready for the match after the playing of the Russian national anthem and the recitation of the Hippocratic oath.
the combatants are in their corners......tiny tim is in the center of the ring throwing kisses.
nancy pelosi is asked to enter the ring to pat down the wrestlers for illegal objects.....
nancy forgets her glasses and pats down the 2 turnbuckles and is then escorted back to her seat.
tiny tim reads both wrestlers their last rites and the bell rings.

the two athletes start to circle each other clockwise.. then go counter clockwise and then return to circle clockwise.......for the next minute they lock arms and perform an old polish dance called the babushka while hurling insults to each other in Portuguese.
Tiny separates them and they square off once again...then Bernardo and Riff each pull a glistening knife from their pockets to the gasping of the crowd and Tiny Tim. Tiny rushes in between them with no regard to his own safety and is simultaneously stabbed...he falls to the ground still.....the plastic blades are broken off from their handles and litter the mat.......someone throws some ketchup into the ring and there is a time out for french fries.
the match is on again.....JR. rushes Carson and delivers a sharp forearm smash to Carson's chest and soundly claps his ears..then a viscous elbow to the doctor's side...Carson winces in pain......he turns around and pulls a small package of anesthesia from his pocket and rushes JR..Tiny gets in the way again and inadvertently gets a whiff of the anesthesia and begins to wobble.......while trump is observing the wobbling ref DR.C pulls chloroform from his pocket ...he grabs trump and puts him in a sleeper hold and attempts to cover trump's mouth with the chloroform but trump somehow breaks the hold......while staggered he grabs the cloth and smashes it in Carson's face.....
Carson goes down.....Tiny Tim goes down on Carson.....Trump jr falls on Tiny Tim and Dr. Carson.......the congress yells 1 - 2 - 3 and the match is over.

TRUMP JR over DR. CARSON in 4 minutes and 37 seconds by pin.
TRUMP JR. advances.



4/16/2018 4:12 PM (edited)
Lmao at Carson's entry music.
4/16/2018 2:01 PM
Is this where the first casualty comes? Carson has almost done it before....
4/16/2018 2:02 PM
Need more info before making a prediction. Will Dr. Ben be concealing a switchblade in his white coat? Er, excuse me, I meant to say scalpel.

And if the answer to the above is yes, how big a belt buckle will DJTJ be sporting?
4/16/2018 2:23 PM
Posted by crazystengel on 4/16/2018 2:23:00 PM (view original):
Need more info before making a prediction. Will Dr. Ben be concealing a switchblade in his white coat? Er, excuse me, I meant to say scalpel.

And if the answer to the above is yes, how big a belt buckle will DJTJ be sporting?
you are too smart.
4/16/2018 3:03 PM
What the heck could this possible mean?

President Trump's personal lawyer Michael Cohen disclosed in court today that the third client who had requested to remain unnamed was Fox News' Sean Hannity.

A federal judge ordered the disclosure.

Cohen is the longtime personal lawyer for President Trump. He also facilitated a payment plan totaling $1.6 million last year to a former Playboy model who says she became pregnant by Elliott Broidy, a leading GOP fundraiser, a source tells CNN.

Cohen's attorney had said there was a third client, who wanted to remain anonymous, but a judge this afternoon ordered the name of that client disclosed.

4/16/2018 3:07 PM
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