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Posted by DougOut on 4/14/2018 4:19:00 PM (view original):
this is all-star.
4/15/2018 9:51 AM
THE TRUMP WRESTLING TOURNAMENT SEEDINGS
FIRST ROUND

1. DJ TRUMP VS SEAN SPICER
2. JOHN KELLY VS STEVE BANNON
3. CARTER PAGE VS SARAH SANDERS
4. VP PENCE VS AG SESSIONS
5. FELIX SLATER VS CHRIS CHRISTIE
6. TRUMP JR VS DR CARSON
7. FIXER COHEN VS JOHN DOWD
8. KELLY CONWAY VS STEVE MILLER
9. THE MOOCH VS HOPE HICKS
10. BOLTON VS BOB MUELLER
4/15/2018 10:50 AM
FIRST ROUND GUEST REFEREES

1. RICHARD NIXON
2. ED SULLIVAN
3. BRUNO SAMMARTINO
4. JOEY RAMONE
5. GERALD FORD
6. TINY TIM
7. RICHARD PRYOR
8. ALAN SEUS
9. RACHEL MADDOW
10. BENEDICT ARNOLD
4/15/2018 11:16 AM (edited)
Posted by dino27 on 4/15/2018 10:51:00 AM (view original):
THE TRUMP WRESTLING TOURNAMENT SEEDINGS
FIRST ROUND

1. DJ TRUMP VS SEAN SPICER
2. JOHN KELLY VS STEVE BANNON
3. CARTER PAGE VS SARAH SANDERS
4. VP PENCE VS AG SESSIONS
5. FELIX SLATER VS CHRIS CHRISTIE
6. TRUMP JR VS DR CARSON
7. FIXER COHEN VS JOHN DOWD
8. KELLY CONWAY VS STEVE MILLER
9. THE MOOCH VS HOPE HICKS
10. BOLTON VS BOB MUELLER
My picks:
Trump
Bannon
Page
Pence
Christie
Trump Jr.
Cohen
Miller
Mooch
Bolton

What will be the schedule?
4/15/2018 12:11 PM
matches will begin this week...i would expect first round complete by this time next sunday.
4/15/2018 12:41 PM
Good stuff
4/15/2018 12:46 PM
4/15/2018 1:23 PM
Posted by crazystengel on 4/13/2018 7:50:00 PM (view original):
I remember many pages back in this thread I acknowledged some mistakes in the Steele dossier, specifically regarding Michael Cohen making a trip to Prague, which Cohen denied and apparently could back up with proof. At that time Taint posted that he wouldn't put anything past Cohen.

Well, Taint called it...
HA! I checked it out. McClatchy.

COME ON you guys. Get some real news.

I want you to go back into that report and pay attention this time. IT'S ALL FAKE.

NOT ONE THING is confirmed but EVERYTHING is INSINUATED.

WE, the people of the United States of America, are getting sick of it.

I personally will now check every post that is sourced and will expose every one that is not.

NO MORE FAKE NEWS!
4/15/2018 2:14 PM
Posted by tangplay on 4/13/2018 10:01:00 PM (view original):
Posted by DougOut on 4/13/2018 6:29:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tangplay on 4/13/2018 6:18:00 PM (view original):
Posted by DougOut on 4/13/2018 5:59:00 PM (view original):
YES
Ok I will in a bit.
YOU HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT:?
No, I had work stuff.

POLICE: Stereotypes mean that some policemen are more likely to shoot and kill black people than white people, blacks are frisked more, blacks are stopped on the roads more, etc.

DRUGS: Blacks are more likely to be arrested for drugs, war on drugs has been a failure that targeted black people.

PRISON: You get the idea here. The first two should make you understand why more black people are in prison.

EDUCATION/HOUSING: Most black people live in 'the hood' because of redlining. Education disparities make education worse there. Neverending cycle.

WEALTH: This all kind of leads to black people being much poorer on average than white people.
POLICE: LIE. Watch an episode of COPS.

DRUGS: LIE. Drugs don't see color.

PRISON: No I don't get the idea and you don't get a free pass.

EDUCATION/HOUSING: Who is in charge of EDUCATION? Is it the 'hood" or the Federal? WHO'S THE REAL HOOD HERE?

WEALTH: They got off to a ****** start thanks to the ******* racist democrats who enslaved and raped and murdered them in the first place. They are still climbing out of that democrat hell hole. Now you have them on sugar welfare. Money instead of jobs. YOU CONTINUE to make them your slaves.

WE FREE PEOPLE in the United States of America will continue to free the slaves of all color. WE will do it through education and jobs and opportunity. NOT A WELFARE CHECK that keeps them on the DemoNazi plantation.
4/15/2018 2:32 PM
Posted by DougOut on 4/15/2018 2:32:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tangplay on 4/13/2018 10:01:00 PM (view original):
Posted by DougOut on 4/13/2018 6:29:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tangplay on 4/13/2018 6:18:00 PM (view original):
Posted by DougOut on 4/13/2018 5:59:00 PM (view original):
YES
Ok I will in a bit.
YOU HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT:?
No, I had work stuff.

POLICE: Stereotypes mean that some policemen are more likely to shoot and kill black people than white people, blacks are frisked more, blacks are stopped on the roads more, etc.

DRUGS: Blacks are more likely to be arrested for drugs, war on drugs has been a failure that targeted black people.

PRISON: You get the idea here. The first two should make you understand why more black people are in prison.

EDUCATION/HOUSING: Most black people live in 'the hood' because of redlining. Education disparities make education worse there. Neverending cycle.

WEALTH: This all kind of leads to black people being much poorer on average than white people.
POLICE: LIE. Watch an episode of COPS.

DRUGS: LIE. Drugs don't see color.

PRISON: No I don't get the idea and you don't get a free pass.

EDUCATION/HOUSING: Who is in charge of EDUCATION? Is it the 'hood" or the Federal? WHO'S THE REAL HOOD HERE?

WEALTH: They got off to a ****** start thanks to the ******* racist democrats who enslaved and raped and murdered them in the first place. They are still climbing out of that democrat hell hole. Now you have them on sugar welfare. Money instead of jobs. YOU CONTINUE to make them your slaves.

WE FREE PEOPLE in the United States of America will continue to free the slaves of all color. WE will do it through education and jobs and opportunity. NOT A WELFARE CHECK that keeps them on the DemoNazi plantation.
POLICE: Right. A TV show.

DRUGS: No they don't , but drug MANUFACTURERS AND DEALERS do.

PRISON: More black people are arrested for drugs and police.

EDUCATION: School funding is primarily based on local property taxes. Wealthier homes=better schools.

WEALTH: I do? Political parties are irrelevant here. I think they need more than just welfare. Dead point.


I agree. We need to do more than just welfare. Education? Equalize school funding for education. Jobs? Don't over criminalize harmless drugs. Opportunity? Have the justice system treat people as equals. GLAD WE AGREE, DOUG!
4/15/2018 2:55 PM
Thanks TANG!
4/15/2018 6:52 PM


I'll get us all a cup of coffee. Wait here.
4/15/2018 6:53 PM
TRUMP TOURNAMENT

MATCH 1 : CARTER VERONICA PAGE vs. SARAH SARIN MEDUSSA HUCKABEE SANDERS
MGR - PAGE : JIM NABORS
MGR - SANDERS - PABLO PICASSO

REFEREE : JACK BENNY

MUSIC - PAGE - SHE WILL BE COMING AROUND THE MOUNTAIN
............- SANDERS - ENTER SANDMAN

after the preliminaries Jack Benny asks the 2 combatants to shake hands....Page puts out his hand palm down and sanders spits on it.
Page has been informed by his mgr not to gaze too long at Sanders as he might be stunned into temporary stony paralysis if not absolute insanity.
the 2 wrestlers go to their corners and await the bell.
Sanders is yelling at the top of her lungs at Page..."not to my knowledge"......".let me be clear on that ".......".the comments speak for themselves"... all the while bellowing with rage and a bulging right eye.
Page stands mute with a dopey silly grin.
the bell rings.

they walk cautiously to the center of the ring...Sanders with the look of an executioner in her eyes...Page still has the stupid smile pasted on his face.
Page without warning attempts a drop kick at Sanders missing badly and falls backward onto his coccyx bone.....he is in excruciating pain...Jack Benny refuses to allow Jim Nabors to apply hot oil to his coccyx......Page stumbles around doubled over.. keeled over in pain and screaming in agony......the audience in the arena which are the members of congress enjoy the moment and get a boisterous chuckle at page's expense.
Sanders lumbers toward page and gets right into his face and delivers her patented hot garlic morning doggy breath gusto into Page's face dropping him where he was stumbling...Page falls prostate onto the canvas......unconscious.
Sanders covers..Jack counts 1-2-3 and it is all over.

Sanders over Page in 1:58 sec. by pin.
4/16/2018 10:17 AM (edited)
Nicely done, dino. Love the choice of managers and entrance songs.

And a Sanders win in under two minutes seems about right.
4/15/2018 11:39 PM
thanks.....crazy...i knew you would get the picasso.
4/15/2018 11:45 PM
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