It's TRUE! First we didn't take a vote so it's not actually Impeachment...It's an Inquiry. NOTHING IS BINDING!
Then we decided to put it in the Adam Schiff committee. All the other Impeachments went to Judiciary.
Schiffs Committee is investigative and therefore CAN BE KEPT SECRET. You can't see what we're doing.
ALSO the Republicans can't call witnesses. ONLY WE CAN.
SO.........Because we gave it to Schiff and his committee, only we can call witnesses and we don't have to tell you anything because it's secret and it's not even an Impeachment because it is an inquiry and nothing is binding but the FAKE NEWS PRESS will make it look like Trump is a crook. It's what we do.
IF....we voted first and put it in the proper committee, BOTH PARTIES could call people to testify as a matter of record and it would be binding.
WHAT WE ARE DOING IS A SHAM. FAKE NEWS. LIES. RIGGED. NON BINDING. A SHOW. WE'LL DO ANYTHING.