That may get me to respond faster than Pavlov's rats, but you know whose soapy bottom we want to see. If you're going to be sweet, you might as well be really sweet.
Just the same, there is nothing sexier than a sexy girl willing to spoil us with photos of sexy girls.
Your taste in art is as impeccable as your baseball skillz, Amy.
This should become the bible of Internet primers on the right way to hijack a thread.