Pre-game Locker Room Meeting: Steve's Team Male prostitues make the rounds for an hour while Steve cries in the manager's office. After the inevitable visit by the team mascot, a giant dildo covered in bacon fat, Steve's team is too sexually exhausted to take the field and are forced to forfeit.
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