I don’t understand why Domino’s runs so many commercials bragging about their tater tots. First of all, why were they ever in a million years delivering cold, soggy French fries? Who thought that was a good idea? Now they tell us that their French fries were ****, but by God we have great ******* tater tots! Not only are our tater tots fantastic, but we put pizza toppings on tater tots! DID IT EVER OCCUR TO THEM THAT THEY COULD PUT PIZZA TOPPINGS ON PIZZA CRUST AND CALL IT PIZZA AND DELIVER THAT TO THEIR ADORING, GREASE SOAKED FANS?
5/24/2023 10:06 PM (edited)