Since I'm a glutton for punishment, I decided to put this thread to the test and formed an $80 MM OL team of underachievers. Evidently I'm no longer satisfied just losing with regular teams. I tried to build the team according to the principles I usually use but, if these guys are such underachievers, the team should lose 90-100 games easy.
As someone pointed out, a lot of these guys are more bad values than genuine underperformers. A lot of them are simply too expensive for low cap leagues. I couldn't bring myself to draft `75 Morgan, since he costs nearly $9 million. I wouldn't pay that in an $80 MM OL for any position player except Ruth. Any $9 MM 2B is going to underperform relative to his cost, including Hornsby. So I took the "better" value `76 Joe Morgan for a little over $7 million. I put two Wille Mays in the OF (`51 and `70), and both look like decent value picks. I couldn't find an economical DiMaggio, so I added an Al Simmons, another chronic underachiever mentioned in this post.
I couldn't bring myself to pay a ton of money on Pujols, but I did put Mickey Cochrane at catcher, the only player violating my usual rules, since I never go with a catcher with an arm as low as B-. I punted my 3B and treated myself to a couple players I like -- Hub Collins `88 at SS (tip of the cap to Boogerlips) and Steve Evans `14 at 1B (thanks to Amy). If what everyone says about underperformers is true, five underperforming position players should be more than enough to sink me.
Not content to stop there, I loaded my pitching staff with underperformers, too. I drafted an overpriced Dean Chance `64 and a ridiculously overpriced Steve Carlton `72. I couldn't go with Nolan Ryan, because he has no seasons with fewer than 3 BB/9, and I never draft pitchers with more than 3 BB/9. I don't consider his underperformance in SIM to be real underperformance. Given his high walk rate, you wouldn't expect Nolan Ryan to do well in SIM. Then I topped things off with a notoriously underperforming Trevor Hoffman as my closer. I filled the rest of my bullpen with relievers I actually like (Quinn, Robitaille and Tiefenauer).
My team is playing at Great American (+2/+2 HR), since the one thing they should be able to do is hit a few homers and only Morgan and Collins have speed. I'm undecided about the pitching, so a 1.00 ballpark seemed about right.
I just joined a league and it should start in a couple days. Let the underperformance begin. I'll keep you posted.