And now for the segment literally nobody was waiting for... " 'Splain yourself, Ash!"
Before we get started, please keep in mind that my goal this draft was to make simple selections where I wouldn't have so much of a jigsaw puzzle to put together post draft.
Round 1 - Nikola Jokic
I landed the the 21st draft slot. Seeing as there were 20 guys I wanted to build around and that Jethro was one of the 20 guys drafting ahead of me, I was confident I'd land one. Then he had to go and make an actual sensible selection in the admirable Admiral, and I'm sitting here with a thumb up my ***. Nobody sitting there looked like who I wanted to build a team around, as literally everybody there looked exactly like someone I could get just a few picks later. I believe I once said something like, "I don't think I could ever take someone with sub 40 defense in the first three rounds of the Savage draft, and absolutely NEVER would take one in round 1."
Round 2 - Ben Wallace
There are four guys I can pair with Jokic on the turn to cover his defense that I wouldn't mind having, and if all four got taken, there are plenty of guys who would work at the top of round 3. Hakeem & Duncan got taken, so it was really between Big Ben, Bill Russell, or picking a guard, which I traditionally want to do (I hate going big/big or guard/guard in the first two rounds). I liked plenty of the guards available, but I liked absolutely none of them enough to use a top 30 pick on. All were guys I'd like around 40. Jokic's defense - or lack therof - seemed like a priority, so it's between Ben & Bill. Bill has more minutes and would allow me to virtually never worry about drafting another power forward, but his efg% is just rancid at best. Ben has the two bad efg% seasons, but has one okay and two actually not that bad ones. Bill has none of the aforementioned stuff, and once you adjust for usage & minute inflation, I think Ben has the better Salary per minute. I've used him twice before, so I know exactly how to float his seasons around to get the most out of the squad, so let's do it.
Round 3 - Walt Frazier
It was between three guys here: Frazier, Kyrie, and Larry Nance. I liked Nance the best out of the three, but I absolutely could not put off getting my first guard any longer. I liked Kyrie better than Frazier, but with Jokic playing so few minutes, I didn't want to immediately grab another high usage guy that basically only plays a little more than half the game. Also, I figured it'd be easier to grab middling defense usage later than it would be to get superior defense for five seasons, though I'm pretty sure I could have had Butler, Moncrief, or Alvin Robertson in rounds 4 or 5 without a problem looking back. If I had known that then, and known that I'd land Kemba as late as I did, I would have gone Kyrie. But 4x 90 & 1x 100 defense from Clyde with 3 seasons of 53%+ efg and the other two at 51%+ combined with the ast% & threes I'm getting from Jokic... I can't be mad at it.
Round 4 - Derrick Favors
Remember when I said this earlier?
please keep in mind that my goal this draft was to make simple selections where I wouldn't have so much of a jigsaw puzzle to put together post draft.
Enter Favors. I loved exactly zero people available at the positions I had open. Well, that's not true, but I wasn't about to spend a 6th round pick on any of them much less a fourth. I knew I could get 2-3 starting seasons out of him at either the 3, and his two Pelican seasons as a Big work perfectly behind Jokic/Big Ben. I think he was the top adjusted salary per minute player on my board for five seasons (Mitchell Robinson for three) at this point, and I just so love dicking around with spreadsheets post draft. I'll behave after this, though! No other weird positional pieces!!
5. Jason Tatum
He is 100% at point guard for two seasons. He can't even play any guard a third. Those three seasons are all tier 1 or 2 usage... how 'bout a fourth season where he's only tier 4 usage? This... this just got complicated in a hurry. I need everything he gives me, though, and I have the same problem I had six picks ago: Nobody I like is worth drafting this high.
6. Carlos Boozer
I wanted Domantas Sabonis to back up Jokic, as he has a lot of similarities. He was gone. Boozer, someone I've drafted in round 4 of this very league, was here in round 6. I'm literally never going to get a better backup for three seasons, much less five, and I have a gut feeling that Amerk takes him if I don't pull the trigger. Who needs starting shooting guards and small forwards, anyway?!
7. Brandan Wright
Lot of high value, low minute dudes went in round 6... which makes sense. I think that at this point, Brandan was the highest adjusted per minute player available, and it wasn't even close. He only plays about 5k minutes, but it's an incredible 5k minutes. I'm getting really concerned about the usage puzzle I'm creating for myself, though.
8. Kemba Walker
Again, if I had known I'd get him here, I'd have taken Kyrie earlier and many things would be different. Still, he actually is a great backup for those two Tatum seasons that are 100% at point guard, not to mention he gives me a backup for Frazier all five seasons. Threes & usage with surprisingly not terrible defense and boards and absolutely outstanding tov% ... he fixes a ton of problems. I am worried that I'm going to have to start him a couple of seasons at this point, though, as I am still several thousand minutes short at small forward and let's not even ******* start talking about shooting guard!
9. A.C. Green
Did I mention that I am super short on shooting guard minutes? I am. The two best guys I have on the board at this point are Cedric Maxwell & A.C. Green. Maxwell can even play the 2 some seasons, but he doesn't give me any threes while playing meh defense and
dear god, look at the turnovers. Green, on the other hand, is incredibly clean and has that one season absolutely worth starting. I still have a good 30+ shooting guards on the board that I'm confident I can get two of, so let's just ignore that SG problem for a while longer.
10. Jamario Moon
So, umm, yeah. That list of 30+ SGs? My top two are still there. Moon fits in perfectly with that weird Tatum season that doesn't play shooting guard, giving me excellent defense & rebounding while playing incredibly clean and not getting in the way with usage. He has another season that will get some spot minutes, but honestly, just that one season was enough here. I'm suddenly feeling much better. It pays to ignore your problems.
11. Miles Bridges
The last piece to the puzzle falls in. I needed a tier 3 usage SG season & another higher efg SG season where usage didn't matter as much. This fellow, while not exactly an upstanding citizen, just makes everything click together so well. Nick Anderson and a plethora of other guys were on the list, but I really thought I needed that tier 3 usage season, and it turns out I was right.
12. Rasheed Wallace
At this point, I'd like to have a PF with high defense to cover for Jokic/Boozer when Big Ben's not in the game for the 2-3 seasons I don't have Favors playing up front. I'm looking at Oliver Miller, Caldwell Jones, and someone else I can't remember... and 'Sheed. Sheed was the worst value overall & had the least amount of boards, but the 92 & 93 defense seasons were incredibly clean & gave me some threes as well. He has a tier 3 usage season at 100% SF that's as good or better than the 23.8% usage Favors, which lets me use him instead of one of the inferior Boozer seasons as Jokic's back-up... and yeah. Let's put it together & go play with the spreadsheets!
Conclusion
I set out to make a simple team with as few warts as possible. Honestly, I'm not sure I have any warts. The problem is, I'm not sure any of them are especially good at anything. They're clean, at least. Rob generally builds clean teams, and there might be one or two others that are better in either turnovers or fouls, but my five-team average is 12% tov & 16.7 fp48. Lowest being 11.6% & 15.5 and highest being 12.5% & 17.86.
Five team average of 71.5 defense
when you selected Jokic as your first pick seems pretty stout, and that can go up to 72+ with rotation changes based on what's happening. Lowest is 70, highest is 74.6 (which can go up to almost 76, again, if I change a rotation).
efg% is a bit disappointing at 54.3%, but the worst 2 are 52.8% & 53.3% and the best 3 are all 55%+. The worst 2 go up significantly if I play Boozer more (but defense drops because then I don't always have a 92, 93, or 100 defender covering).
Assists 5ta is 64.1%, with 62% as the low & 67.8% as the high. Can drop as low as 59% if I want to crank up the defense & boards with rotational changes.
Rebounding is a bit low for my taste: 5ta is 131.1, but goes up or down depending on potential rotation changes. There's one team below 130 - it's 126.9% - and one at 134%. Pretty consistent between them, and again, I built these teams with certain thresholds in mind yet flexibility to crank up minutes for certain other guys if one thing isn't working.
Threes are satisfactory: 5ta of 561 with 500 the low & 657 the high.
Stocks are 17.7% 5ta.
I can't help but see the other things that people have posted and think I'm in that 6-10 range at best, but I'm hoping my attention to a lack of towels makes up for some of those super squads touting 57%+ efg, mid 70s defense, and 140% rebounding!
Oh, and my starting lineups are pretty
stout themselves.