.....and set fire to it. I got this in my email today.

Tony,

It's been awhile since we've seen playing SimLeague Baseball on www.whatifsports.com. As a way of saying thank you for your past support and as a small bribe to get you back, we've added a $5.00 credit to your account!

What better way to check out all of the new cool features we've added than a full-season of SimLeague Baseball at huge savings?

Here's just a sample of what you get:

- New tools for progressive league play
- New theme league sizes to correspond with historical season replays
- Easier management tools including player rest, defensive replacement and pinch-hitting hierarchies
- Even more stats (home/road, y/righty splits)
- Play your games LIVE - included at no charge!
- Every team is eligible to win $250 in prizes!
- Advanced Search Options!
- Adjustable Salary Cap Leagues - now you can build a team with up to $255 million!
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- Pitching Fatigue Monitor
- Every eligible player from 1885 - 2009
- 162 games + playoffs
- Individual call bullpen tendency for all pitchers
- Maximum and target pitchcount settings for all pitchers
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- Team Managerial Tendencies
- AAA prospects
- Unlimited waiver wire moves
- SimLeague Leaders, MVP, Cy Young, Rookie and Fireman Awards
- SimLeague Team statistical rankings
- All-Star Game selections
- 6 divisions
- Wildcard races
- Priority customer support
- Earn reward points for use in our NEW Rewards Center
- Qualify for the Top 25

Like all good things, this offer doesn't last forever. This offer expires on 4/26/2010 so click here NOW to take advantage:
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(YOU MUST BE LOGGED IN USING YOUR mudbone1969 ACCOUNT. CREDIT IS NON-TRANSFERRABLE AND CAN ONLY BE USED ON SIMLEAGUE BASEBALL).

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So the jackbooted thugs in Support permaban my mudbone1969 account for specious reasons, then have the balls to send me this drivel, attempting to induce me to spend money on a website they banned my legendary ID from? Seriously?

I'm tempted to print out this email and use it to wipe my arse after a vicious Thai meal. What a laugh.

...whatever happened to turn the page or forgive & forget?...it sounds like they realize they made a mistake and want you back...what did you type or post that warranted a permanent ban of that sweetest of the sweet user name anyway?....i never heard.

Quote: Originally posted by bench5 on 4/12/2010...whatever happened to turn the page or forgive and forget?...it sounds like they realize they made a mistake and want you back...what did you type or post that warranted a permanent ban of that sweetest of the sweet user name anyway?....i never heard.

They don't want me back...all they want is our money. That's all this site has wanted since they canned the founder.

I posted a dig at MikeT...another guy who takes nothign seriously around here. Another user...a real candyass...redlined it because I redlined him in my Wrigleyfest thread. That thread is off-limits to stupid crap and always has been. Anyway, the jackbooted thugs in Support banned me even though it wasn't warranted since it wasn't directed at anyone but Mike. They tried to justify their decision, but it didn't hold water. Now they want my money.

PUT THE BOOT TO THERE HEAD MUDDY

If we all refrain from buying new teams and pool our money, perhaps we can come up with enough to buy out Soriano's contract. What do we owe him, $350,000,000ish over the next 10 years?!??

That's kinda funny okoutlaw. If say, the top 30-50 most active users all of a sudden stopped playing for 4 months, support probably would freak out due to four months of operating loss. Foxsports would want to know whats going on and might start canning ppl.

GO BALLS DEEP

Quote: Originally posted by tianyi7886 on 4/13/2010That's kinda funny okoutlaw. If say, the top 30-50 most active users all of a sudden stopped playing for 4 months, support probably would freak out due to four months of operating loss. Foxsports would want to know whats going on and might start canning ppl.

Now that would be funny start a grass roots up raising you can do it you can do it all night long

Welcome back deathy!

Your name is Tony?!?!

WTF kinda greasebag name is that?