I know what I'm arguing about, I'm not sure you do.
However, I also know what your problem is. You desperately want someone, anyone, who disagrees with you to say you're right. If you think that's going to be me, you're wrong. I don't think anyone has the "right" to get married. If you did, you can walk up to anyone and say "We're getting married." There are guidelines. One of them is that both people have to consent. Another one is that one has to have a ***** and one has to have a vagina. Another is you cannot be relatives. Another is that you cannot be married to someone else. So, if you want to be married, you must meet at least 4 guidelines:
1. Find a consenting adult to marry.
2. Make sure consenting adult of of the opposite sex.
3. Make sure consenting adult is not a relative.
4. Don't have a current spouse.
Gay couples fail to meet at least one of those guidelines. Can you guess which one?