OBAMA GAVE YOU FREE HEALTH CARE AND THAT WORKED OUT GREAT BECAUSE NOW EVERYBODY IN AMERICA HAS FREE HEALTH CARE THAT IS FREE BECAUSE IT DOESN'T COST ME A DIME. EVERYBODY HAS IT AND EVERYBODY IS INSURED LIKE WE PROMISED YOU AND YOU CAN KEEP YOUR PLAN AND YOU CAN KEEP YOUR DOCTOR JUST LIKE WE PROMISED YOU AND IT WAS ALL FREE AND DIDN"T COST A PENNY. KNOW WHY? BECAUSE IT'S FREE! FREE STUFF DOESN'T COST ANYTHING! DUH!
THAT'S WHY I'M GIVING YOU FREE COLLEGE TO GO ALONG WITH FREE PHONE AND FREE FOOD AND FREE HOUSE AND FREE ENERGY WHILE YOU DON'T LOOK FOR A JOB THAT ISN'T THERE.
DON'T LISTEN TO REPUBLICANS WHO DON'T UNDERSTAND FREE. AND DON'T LISTEN TO BERNIE WHO WANTS TO TAX YOU 90%. UNDER MY PLAN THAT WON'T HAPPEN BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS FREE AND FREE STUFF DOESN'T COST ANYTHING!
HERE'S A TEST. SEE MY HAND? PUT $5 IN IT. WAIT 5 MINUTES. NOTICE THAT IT IS GONE. WHAT DID THAT COST ME? NOTHING! KNOW WHY? BECAUSE IT WAS FREE SILLY!!!!
DON'T BE SILLYBILLY! VOTE HILLBILLY!