IT'S TRUE! Mommy bought it for me. Daddy doesn't work anymore. Mommy made one speech for Goldman Sachs and made as much as I do in a whole year at PSMNBC. Have you seen me there?
OH! You're the one watching. If you stood in a room with over 600 people, you'd be the only one. I'm not lonely though because I live in a $10,000,000.oo apartment mommy and daddy paid for out of their EXTRA money PLUSEWISE I get paid just under 1 MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR to work for the Clinton Foundation. I make just under a million so we don't look greedy. Every dollar a hostile government contributes for sensitive to top superdy duper information, goes to pay my salary and all of mommies and daddys friends saleries PLUSEWISE all those jet rides everywhere to fight global warming and the latest inequality. I forget what it is this month.
Please vote for my mommy. An apartment is nice but a mansion is better.