Shtickless - Unless Being Dead Is A Shtick Topic

dherz_263
Posts: 1179 (0)
Hall of Famer
11 3 2 64 5 145
Prospect
Pirhana 3D would seem more interesting if the cast of Reno 911 played the police force
8/20/2010 11:49 PM
tylermathias
Posts: 3885 (0)
Hall of Famer
12 6 17 307 10 125
Prospect
Posted by moy23 on 8/20/2010 10:57:00 PM (view original):
Eagles o-line is a problem.
Congrats, you're ahead of the Eagles fan curve.
8/20/2010 11:50 PM
dherz_263
Posts: 1179 (0)
Hall of Famer
11 3 2 64 5 145
Prospect
Posted by rlahann on 8/20/2010 11:48:00 PM (view original):
Posted by dherz_263 on 8/20/2010 11:45:00 PM (view original):
Posted by rlahann on 8/20/2010 11:42:00 PM (view original):
Spelling like Fregoe was a nice touch.
yeah, Probably wont get this joke until I read these sober on Monday
You reread your old posts?  That's a commitment to excellence that I just don't have.
repost that **** on monday, and mayhaps I will
8/20/2010 11:50 PM
rlahann
Posts: 1032 (0)
Hall of Famer
66 3 24 169 125
Prospect
Posted by dherz_263 on 8/20/2010 11:49:00 PM (view original):
Pirhana 3D would seem more interesting if the cast of Reno 911 played the police force
I can't remember the last time I was so excited to see a movie.  Hard to resist downloading it right now, but I think I want the Kelly Brook in 3D effect.
8/20/2010 11:52 PM
tylermathias
Posts: 3885 (0)
Hall of Famer
12 6 17 307 10 125
Prospect
Posted by jwelsh1023 on 8/20/2010 11:46:00 PM (view original):
gin, vodka, tequila, beer, red headed sluts, car bombs
Man, I miss drinking like that.  I just had eleventeen Captain and Diets while watching the Phillies and hanging with the wife.  She's out of town next weekend.  If I manage not to impregnate a stripper it will be a moral victory.
8/20/2010 11:54 PM
antonsirius
Posts: 2567 (0)
Hall of Famer
167 135 9 20
Prospect
Posted by jwelsh1023 on 8/20/2010 11:46:00 PM (view original):
gin, vodka, tequila, beer, red headed sluts, car bombs
Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol.

C-c-c-cocaine.
8/20/2010 11:56 PM
tylermathias
Posts: 3885 (0)
Hall of Famer
12 6 17 307 10 125
Prospect
Oh, and Halladay is a beast.
8/20/2010 11:57 PM
tylermathias
Posts: 3885 (0)
Hall of Famer
12 6 17 307 10 125
Prospect
I'm rocking on nothing but rum and self-loathing.
8/20/2010 11:57 PM
dherz_263
Posts: 1179 (0)
Hall of Famer
11 3 2 64 5 145
Prospect
Posted by tylermathias on 8/20/2010 11:57:00 PM (view original):
I'm rocking on nothing but rum and self-loathing.
not even the self deprecation of coke zero
8/20/2010 11:59 PM
dherz_263
Posts: 1179 (0)
Hall of Famer
11 3 2 64 5 145
Prospect
i could've ended that with a question mark, but I didnt
8/20/2010 11:59 PM
rlahann
Posts: 1032 (0)
Hall of Famer
66 3 24 169 125
Prospect
Posted by antonsirius on 8/20/2010 11:56:00 PM (view original):
Posted by jwelsh1023 on 8/20/2010 11:46:00 PM (view original):
gin, vodka, tequila, beer, red headed sluts, car bombs
Nicotine, valium, vicodin, marijuana, ecstasy and alcohol.

C-c-c-cocaine.
two bags of grass, seventy-five mescaline pellets, a sheet of high powered blotter acid, and a salt shaker full of cocaine.
8/21/2010 12:02 AM
tylermathias
Posts: 3885 (0)
Hall of Famer
12 6 17 307 10 125
Prospect
Posted by dherz_263 on 8/20/2010 11:59:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 8/20/2010 11:57:00 PM (view original):
I'm rocking on nothing but rum and self-loathing.
not even the self deprecation of coke zero
No, but I've added scotch.
8/21/2010 12:07 AM
dherz_263
Posts: 1179 (0)
Hall of Famer
11 3 2 64 5 145
Prospect
Posted by tylermathias on 8/21/2010 12:07:00 AM (view original):
Posted by dherz_263 on 8/20/2010 11:59:00 PM (view original):
Posted by tylermathias on 8/20/2010 11:57:00 PM (view original):
I'm rocking on nothing but rum and self-loathing.
not even the self deprecation of coke zero
No, but I've added scotch.
that works
8/21/2010 12:10 AM
tylermathias
Posts: 3885 (0)
Hall of Famer
12 6 17 307 10 125
Prospect
I sure hope so.
8/21/2010 12:30 AM
larry_jew
Posts: 1212 (0)
Veteran
7 1 20
Prospect
Posted by tylermathias on 8/20/2010 11:54:00 PM (view original):
Posted by jwelsh1023 on 8/20/2010 11:46:00 PM (view original):
gin, vodka, tequila, beer, red headed sluts, car bombs
Man, I miss drinking like that.  I just had eleventeen Captain and Diets while watching the Phillies and hanging with the wife.  She's out of town next weekend.  If I manage not to impregnate a stripper it will be a moral victory.
you should probably just kill yourself.
8/21/2010 3:36 AM
â—‚ Prev 1...817|818|819|820|821...1822 Next â–¸
Shtickless - Unless Being Dead Is A Shtick Topic
△Top△Bottom

Search Criteria

Terms of Use Customer Support Privacy Statement

© 1999-2024 WhatIfSports.com, Inc. All rights reserved. WhatIfSports is a trademark of WhatIfSports.com, Inc. SimLeague, SimMatchup and iSimNow are trademarks or registered trademarks of Electronic Arts, Inc. Used under license. The names of actual companies and products mentioned herein may be the trademarks of their respective owners.